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Clay Aiken You’re a Hunk (to the tune of Sugar Pie Honey Bunch) Oooo Clay-Ai ken you’re a hunk, I just want to hug you Oh I’d hug you myself Je-rome-choos-es somebody else Stand in line in-side or out in the cold Front-row seats are so hard to-find I’d up-grade them a thousand times
When you ask for singers
then wink your eye I just drool-o-ver you I’ve tried and I just can’t sing and my dancin, it just won’t do If you called my name oh I think I’d faint Give it my best shot Cause you are so hot And even tho I try Je-rome just walks on by Clay-Ai ken you’re a hunk If I got a hug from you Oh I’d just pinch myself Don’t-want-to hug nobody else Clay-Ai ken you’re a hunk Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 1/24/05 |
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CLUTCH (to the tune of Touch) Green �?is the color of your eyes eyes that make me feel alive as I feel myself fall Red �?is the fire in my throat for the screaming and noise that I make as "When Doves Cry" is heating �?the stage Clayton, heaven starts here tonight when you tug wanna see those deep knee bends and give you a hug Now that you’re here, Clayton don’t go I love those moves don’t you know All I want is your clutch All I want is to see that shirt tugged to the right �?oh so tight All I want is your clutch All I want is your thudliness here in my life whether I’m wrong or I’m right Clay cause your clutch is so right Yes, I’ve been thinking about you I’ve imagined the thrill of your knee bends and how it will be when �?you move Clayton magic’s alive tonight when you sing wanna scream myself silly and act like a teen Now that you’re here, don’t sing too fast let’s make the concert last All I want is your clutch All I want is to see that shirt tugged to the right �?oh so tight All I want is your clutch All I want is your thudliness here in my life whether I’m wrong or I’m right Clay cause your clutch is so right I don’t want nobody else can’t you see that I love you Clay Aiken I’m hopelessly taken by you All I want is your clutch All I want is to see that shirt tugged to the right �?oh so tight All I want is your clutch All I want is your thudliness here in my life whether I’m wrong or I’m right Clay cause your clutch is so right Clay cause your clutch is so right Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 6/27/04; revised 7/31/04 |
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Fine (to the tune of Shine) Would not have to hide our face, if we could just re-frain from drool-ing over you And we think Si-mon is in-sane, and he has no taste he thought that you should lose You’re a gorgeous angel on the ground, and you have-the-sweet �?test voice a-round What a sound Clay you are a star, you have al-ways been a winner and you’ll ne-ver lose that ti-tle a-gain And we love you so, every-body knows jud-ges did not-get it right that time Fine �?Clay you’re-so fine And when you-are feel-ing low, we want you to know We love you Clay-Aiken! Hey cutie-pie open up your pretty eyes, and we’ll sigh cause our breath you’re takin We can’t wait for you to-tour again, oh we love to see your deep-knee bends and rear end Clay you are a star, you have al-ways been a winner and you’ll ne-ver lose that ti-tle a-gain And we love you so, every-body knows jud-ges did not-get it right that time Fine �?Clay you’re-so fine Clay-you know you are our shin-ing star and we love-you with all-of-our-heart Fine �?Clay you’re-so fine Fine �?Clay you’re-so fine Clay you are a star, you have al-ways been a winner and you’ll ne-ver lose that ti-tle a-gain And we love you so, every-body knows jud-ges did not-get it right that time Fine Clay you are a star, (Clay you are a star) you have al-ways been (you have al-ways been) a winner and you’ll ne-ver lose that ti-tle a-gain (lose that ti-tle a-gain) And we love you so, (and we love you so) every-body knows (every-body knows) jud-ges did not-get it right that time Fine �?Clay you’re so fine Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken ) © 1/20/05 |
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How You Know a Clay Fan (to the tune of Measure of a Man) If one day you discover them, camping out they’ve got everything charge cards and seat-ing charts be-cause you are so hot To get a seat up front, some bat-tles will be fought When Si-mon re-minds them Rue-ben was first, then he will need a hearse Mo-thers with their daughters, and grand-mo-ther’s too would mort-gage their hous-es just to be close- to- you They would give their cars up, just to touch your hand Yes that’s, yes that’s, yes that’s, how you know a Clay fan And they want the whole world to know you, and real-ize you-are-THE- best sing-er Would that be good enough for another AMA And now you will always know, that your fans love you the best When Si-mon re-minds them Rue-ben was first, then he will need a hearse Mo-thers with their daughters, and grand-mother’s too would mort-gage their hous-es, just to be close- to- you They would give their cars up, just to touch your hand Yes that’s, yes that’s yes that’s, how you know a Clay fan They’ll never grow up, they act just like teens, they love how you sing and they love your big feet So please tell Je-rome, to just let them scream Mo-thers with their daughters, and grand-mo-ther’s too, Will stand- up for you They will be there with you at ever-y -new -show They will always love you, and this you should know They would give their cars up, just to touch your hand Yes that’s, yes that’s, yes that’s, how you know a Clay fan Mo-thers with their daughters, and grand-mother’s too would mort-gage their hous-es, just to be close to you They would give their cars up, just to touch your hand Yes that’s, yes that’s yes that’s, how you know a oh, oh, Yes that’s yes that’s yes that’s how you know a Clay fan Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 1/07/05 |
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I Would Not Ask For More (to the tune of I Could Not Ask For More) Being close to you always makes me scream Hug me and you’ll see a grin upon my face Just for a moment I wish I were twenty five And for a moment I wish I wore a size nine One hug is all I ask for and I would not ask for more I would not ask for more than just a few seconds I would not ask for more than a hug from you Every concert I ask Je-rome if this dream can come true Yeah in your arms one moment is right where I want to be Oh Clay will you please hug me Oh I would not ask for more than the hug you’d give me I can’t wait for your next tour And I would not ask for more Oh no, I would not ask for more Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 1/25/05 |
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Look What Clay Has Done (to the tune of Look What Love Has Done) Where once my sad-ness kept me-from reaching for the sky Where once de-pres-sion was-a big-part of my life Now I act just like a silly teen-age girl Now I scream at con-certs because-I’m-in another world Look what Clay has done to me, look what Clay has done There’s happiness in-side of me, look what Clay has done And my hus-band is thank-ful for Clay, de-pres-sion has-left me Look what Clay has done to me Where once my life was dark and full of pain and hopelessness Where once I really felt I wanted to be dead Now each day there’s joy and laughter in my life Now inside me my heart sings and there-is-no need-to-cry Look what Clay has done to me, look what Clay has done There’s happiness in-side of me, look what Clay has done And my hus-band is thank-ful for Clay, de-pres-sion has-left me Look what Clay has done to me And I won’t yell or throw a his-sy-fit , but please ask him one-thing Would he give-me a-hug if I stand? Or would he just reach out and touch my hand? Look what Clay has done to me, look what Clay has done There’s happiness in-side of me, look what Clay has done And my hus-band is thank-ful for Clay, de-pres-sion has-left me Look what Clay has done to Oh done to me Look what Clay has done to me Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 1/22/05 |
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My Clay Aiken Hug (to the tune of Everlasting Love) Fans go back-stage getting hugs when they go I head that way But Jerome always says no So with respect I ask him what to do so I can get My own hug, Clay from you Look-in to my eyes and you’ll realize All I want is my own-Clay-Ai-ken hug When I’m by your side please don’t run and hide Don’t let me be denied my own-Ai-ken hug You know from the start you’ve been in my heart Let me be-a part of A-Clay-Ai-ken - hug Oh oh oh oh One hug will last forever One hug will last forever Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 2/3/05 |
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No More Smut Songs (to the tune of No More Sad Song) Music you play -is so crude and so-offensive We will soon be-dis-connected - from your frequency This is the way - we are stating our frustration With the songs of pro-creation - you play con-stant-ly You think you know what pleases a crowd - but you’re so wrong Your’re not the-on-ly sta-tion in town - we’re letting you know No more smut songs �?on our ra-di-o now You’re off, Clay’s on �?we’re letting you know We will win this fight �?Clay’s gonna do alright without Turn our MP3s on �?no more smut songs There are no words �?to say how you offend-us You play smut know-ing that kids �?will lis-ten to your show When will you learn �?that we want to be respected We don’t want-our-kids affected �?by the smut they’ve heard You think you know what we-want to hear �?but you’re not that smart Clay Ai-ken is the one-you should fear �?he’s al-ready a star No more smut songs �?on our ra-di-o now You’re off, Clay’s on �?we’re letting you know We will win this fight �?Clay’s gonna do alright without Turn our MP3s on �?no more smut songs No more smut songs You think you know what we-want to hear �?but you’re not that smart Clay Ai-ken is the one-you should fear �?he’s al-ready a star No more smut songs �?on our ra-di-o now You’re off, Clay’s on �?we’re letting you know No more smut songs �?on our ra-di-o now You’re off, Clay’s on �?we’re letting you know We will win this fight �?Clay’s gonna do alright without Turn our MP3s on �?no more smut songs No more smut songs No more smut songs No more smut songs Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 2/4/05 |
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Not Invisible (to the tune of Invisible) Clay, you’re lookin just right, I wish you could see how hand-some you are Why don’t you have a clone, you’re makin me scream Wish I could look in-to your green eyes (please let me) What would it take to make you see that you’re so fine No, you’re not invisible, and I could just watch you all night long You’re just irresistible, and you look fine tonight It’s just in-con-ceiv-ab-le, that you don’t know you’re a hand-some man cutest man in all the land No, you’re not invisible, Clay, you’re one gorgeous man Play your music so loud, cop turns siren on I don’t hear a sound I keep blasting your songs, each turn that I make Wish I had heard that cop from be-hind (oh baby) Of-fi-cer please don’t make me pay a stu-pid fine! No, you’re not invisible, and I could just watch you all night long You’re just irresistible, and you look fine tonight It’s just in-con-ceiv-ab-le, That you don’t know you’re a hand-some man cutest man in all the land No, you’re not invisible, Clay, you’re one gorgeous man! So beautiful! I shout out But Jer-ome does not hear me Even when I scream out he still does-not pick me All I want is to hug you cause a hand-shake just won’t do so beautiful so beautiful so beautiful so beautiful No, you’re not invisible, And I could just watch you all night long You’re just irresistible, And you look fine tonight It’s just in-con-ceiv-ab-le, that you don’t know you’re a hand-some man cutest man in all the land No, you’re not invisible No, you’re not invisible No, you’re not invisible Lyrics by: Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 01/06/05 |
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Perfect Clay (to the tune of Perfect Day) I was crying one night - sad and feeling old, Didn’t like my life - then you sang on that new show I opened up my heart - fell for all your charms, (just in time) And now I know that I - have left sadness behind (just let it go) You could tell me all night, that Rueben was gonna win, but your fame’s on the rise, and you’re gonna sing again. For as long as you’re in my life, You’ll always be my "perfect" Clay There’s a look in your eyes - that’s so happy and bright, You’re just the perfect guy - and I couldn’t love you more I want to make you mine - now that I’ve seen you live and I know I’m not alone. cause now I know that I - have left sadness behind (just let it go) You could tell me all night, that Rueben was gonna win, but your fame’s on the rise, and you’re gonna sing again. For as long as you’re in my life, You’ll always be my "perfect" Clay You’ll always be my "perfect" Clay You came in second and it wasn’t right - now you’re free to leave that show behind, that show won’t go on without you. And now I know that I - have left sadness behind (I let it go) You could tell me all night, that Rueben was gonna win, but your fame’s on the rise, and you’re gonna sing again. For as long as you’re in my life, You’ll always be my "perfect" Clay You could tell me all night, that Rueben was gonna win, but your fame’s on the rise, and you’re gonna sing again. For as long as you’re in my life, You’ll always be my "perfect" Clay You’ll always be my "perfect" Clay Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 12/08/2004 |
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Please Give Me a Hug (to the tune of On The Wings of Love) Just sing for me and my head starts to spin You are the bright light that moves my heart again And now you are such a big part of my life You touched my hand and I thought that I would die Please give me a hug - pick me out of the crowd I pro-mise not to cry - if you give me a hug If I get a hug �?I will not make a fuss You’re-such-a cutie-pie �?hold on tight if you give me a hug You make me feel like I have-ne-ver felt Clay-ton you know if you hug me I will melt And I’m "crazy4" you Clayton can’t you see I’d be so excited if you would please hug me Please give me a hug - pick me out of the crowd I pro-mise not to cry - if you give me a hug If I get a hug �?I will not make a fuss You’re-such-a cutie-pie �?hold on tight if you give me a hug If you belonged to me �?I’d drool excessively And I would lose my breath forever As sil-ly as it seems �?I’m acting like a teen Je-rome please pick-me-so I can get a hug Please give me a hug - pick me out of the crowd I pro-mise not to cry - if you give me a hug If I get a hug �?I will not make a fuss You’re-such-a cutie-pie �?hold on tight if you give me a hug I’ll be up-in the clouds �?feel-ing like I can fly I’m tryin hard to get my Ai-ken hug Pretty please just one hug �?you’re such a cutie pie Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 1/31/05 |
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Please Hug Me (to the tune of Run to Me) Know �?I will have to stand in line So �?I can get a front row tick-et Outside it’s freezing but I won’t go home Someday I will get on the front row As soon as you be-gin touring, I can see you live again As soon as the show is over, I can run out to the fence Right then I �?will real-ly want to scream And if I can keep from squealing Please hug me Hug �?all I want is just one hug Trust �?I would never hurt you one bit And with some luck he-will let me back stage Someday Je-rome-will just say okay As soon as you be-gin touring, I can see you live again As soon as the show is over, I can run out to the fence Right then I �?will real-ly want to scream And if I can keep from squealing Please hug me And if I be-have Je-rome might let me by I’d die if I �?could hug you oh oh oh oh oh oh Have a stretch-er close by-to take me away You look at me and I am gone I know this is where I be-long As soon as you be-gin touring, I can see you live again As soon as the show is over, I can run out to the fence Right then I �?will real-ly want to scream And if I can keep from squealing And if I can keep from squealing Please hug me Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 5/2/05 |
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That Sweet Aiken Tug (to the tune of Everlasting Love) When you’re on-stage our red thongs we will throw We love you Clay and that’s how we-let you know So don’t forget you make us beg and drool Oh how we sweat when you tug like you do When you close your eyes we can’t stop our sighs we stand just to see that-sweet-Ai-ken tug Shirt pulled to the side our brains start to fry Don’t let us be denied that-sweet-Ai-ken tug You were in our heart from the very start Clay you melt our heart with that-sweet-Ai-ken tug Oh Oh Oh Oh One tug will last forever One tug will last forever One tug will last forever One tug will last forever |
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The Clay (to the tune of The Way) There’s something bout you Clay; you look so fine There’s something bout you Clay and; no one moves us like you do And even tho they say you lost that night We-all knew that day that; our real idol had just been-found And we know that you will shine; and if you ask we’ll tell you why There is no way that you could be; second place, why can’t they see The way that you lost was not-right We love you Clay and they will see; that we spend all our mo-ney Just cause we can’t get e-nough of you Clay We’ll al-ways love you Clay oo oo oo We’ll al-ways love you Clay There’s something bout your cute lit-tle be-hind There’s something bout you Clay that; we whimper your name and act like-teen-age girls Baby it’s the look you give with your eyes Oh, baby it’s the way that; it gives us thrills to see you smile And our feelings will not change; our -fami-lies think-we’ve gone in-sane There is no way that you could be; second place, why can’t they see The way that you lost was not-right We love you Clay and they will see; that we spend all our mo-ney Just cause we can’t get e-nough of you Clay We’ll al-ways love you Clay oo oo oo We’ll al-ways love you Clay And our love will linger on; with just one wish Please can we; hug you, you baby So ask Je-rome to decide; who gets to stand by your side We’re dreamin bout that day; oh oh oh oh We all want to hug you tonight; oh oh oh oh There is no way that you could be; second place, why can’t they see (spend all our money) just cause we can’t get e-nough of you Clay There’s something bout you Clay, you look so fine There’s nothing more to say than, we’ll always love you Clay Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 06/27/05 |
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Who Will Marry You (to the tune of I Will Carry You) Will she iron your shirts, will she have red hair Walking down the aisle with you, what will she wear? Don’t you know we dread, the day you will wed When our dreams start to disappear, we will shed some tears Will she wear a gown, and will her-feet e-ver touch the ground? We all dream a-bout, who will marry you, marry you Yes it’s on our mind, and we hope that she will treat you kind We’ll still love-your behind, when she marries you Everybody tried, everybody dreamed, Wish-ing we-had been the one to wear-your ring Bet your booty on it, there will come a day, We will cry our-selves to sleep, when we learn you are-married Clay Will she wear a gown, and will her-feet e-ver touch the ground? We all dream a-bout, who will marry you, marry you Yes it’s on our mind, and we hope that she will treat you kind We’ll still love-your behind, when she marries you And just how did she get you alone He is smart and tho we try, can’t get by, poor Je-ro oo oo ome! We all dream about who will marry you, marry you Yes it’s on our mind, and we hope that she will treat you kind We’ll still love-your behind, when she marries you, marries you When she marries you, marries you When she marries you, marries you Who will marry you? Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 07/15/05 |
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Hit the Floor (to the tune of Back For More) Not too crazy bout-that Doves song never got into that guy name Prince, no This one could make us drop dead we feel blood rush to-our-head this madness self-inflicted, we just can't watch enough Now we're shakin and we can't stop screaming this time the song-makes us hap-py down to our toes cause this song is just to-please us, we know you know about us, what happens is just to-tease us, now it's part-of the show, we drool all o-ver the next-two-rows Tho this song's a-bout-a bird, hottest song we've ever heard we can't stop ourselves, we just thud-and hit the floor Dancing that way with-An-gie, makes us feel weak in the knees We can't help ourselves, we scream-each time she's close to you and when we hear that song we're all-drool-ing fools So we just thud-and hit the floor We know you're havin so much-fun watching to-see-if we drool when you move Can't wait to see your swayin, pelvis and your hip shakin No use in changing drool-bibs, no, cause we drool all-over the next-two-rows, the next-two-rows, the next-two-rows Tho this song's a-bout-a bird, hottest song we've ever heard we can't stop ourselves, we just thud-and hit the floor Dancing that way with-An-gie, makes us feel weak in the knees we can't help ourselves, we scream-each time she's close to you and when we hear that song we're all-drool-ing fools So we just thud-and hit the floor We just thud-and hit the floor It gets better every time and we still love your cute be-hind Not too crazy bout-that Doves song This time the song-makes us hap-py down to our toes we drool all over the next-two-rows, the next-two-rows, the next-two-rows Tho this song's a-bout-a bird, hottest song we've ever heard Try to get back up, just thud-and hit the floor Dancing that way with-An-gie, makes us feel weak in the knees We can't help ourselves, we scream-each time she's close to you and when we hear that song we're all-drool-ing fools So we just thud-and hit the floor Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken) © 11/09/05 |
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