Tickle Me Elmo
A woman applies for a job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory, and the personnel director hires her, and tells her to be to work, promptly at 8:00am the next morning. At 8:45am, there is a knock at the personnel director's door. It's the line foreman, who comes in ranting about the new worker, and how slow she is. He says, "She's backing up the entire line!" So,the personnel director goes with the line foreman to see what the problem is. As they approach the woman, they can see the pile of Elmo's continuing to stack up. When they get to the end of the line, they notice that the woman has a roll of the material the Elmo's are made from and a large bag of marbles. As they watch, she takes two marbles and wraps a square of the material around them and proceeds to sew the package between Elmo's legs. The personnel director begins to laugh histerically. After several minutes, he is able to collect himself and go to the woman. He says to her, "Excuse me, but I'm afraid you misunderstood me yesterday when I gave you instructions. I told you your job was to give Elmo two test tickles."
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