 A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a big law firm are
walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give
each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the secretary.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care
in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, a really good book and the love of my life." Poof! He's
gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says, "I want those two back in the office right after
lunch.". |
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