A "twinkie" is whatever you want it to be, Simply! Whatever you want it to be!
Tho it's most often a little packaged cake. (and for all its popularity, I don't think I've ever had one. I just really like the name)
I know that this all sounds passive enough - but you have to believe me that if someone strung the words together like that they were doing so with extreme malice.
Which has me wondering.....
Simply! Lynnie! You both also live in a latin language. Does spanish have the equivalent?