I was driving to work the other day when I hit a pig. I was just gonna drive away when I thought better of it and called the police to tell them.
The dispatcher said, "Thanks for calling us, but don't you go anywhere. It's illegal to hit livestock in this state. That's a $300 fine."
So I hung up, got in the car, and drove off.
When I got to work there was a cop waiting for me. He gave me a ticket for $300.
When I asked him how he found me he said, "The pig squealed."