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From: MSN NicknameDonnaVacloo2  (Original Message)Sent: 10/1/2008 11:59 PM
Write a short piece which is meant to be taken seriously but has the most gawd-awful cringe-worthy descriptions of sex imaginable. Remember, it must not be intentionally humorous but be earnest and worthy and basically awful.


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From: MSN NicknameLoveliestSeekingLynnieSent: 10/6/2008 2:42 AM
I remember a very long time ago, my dad's brother's girl telling my aunts that my uncle used to piss on her. Now it's not my story, but the thought of someone pissing on me while having intercourse is just not right! I think I'd slap the shit of someone trying to do this to me. I wasn't supposed to be listening, but ya' know how us kids are and I wish I had never heard it because of that I never looked at either to them the same. I used to imagine him doing all kinds of "yucky" stuff to her and lost all respect for her.

Was this what we were supposed to be doing here? LOL!

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From: MSN NicknameẄỉtçђ�?-©Sent: 10/8/2008 1:44 AM
"ur my type", he cooed at her
"now here is $2000 for you
to do with whatever you wish"
 
he moved slowly up to her
facing her , un buttoned her jeans,
slid her zipper down
 
placed her bare ass on the glass
coffee table
 
he crawled under it facing her
ass squished on the table and
ordered her to have a bowel
movement, she did
 
she got up cleaned up herself
and left
 
he..........was left ejaculating
all over the room whilst smearing
his newly deposited brown gold all over his body

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From: MSN NicknameDonnaVacloo2Sent: 10/17/2008 9:06 PM
"We've not been...well...not been going out with each other for very long have we Simon? I mean, I want you to do things to me but..."
"But what?"
"You're not like other men are you?
"Oh honeybunch, I am. I am like other men and I love you to bits. I want to possess you body and soul. I fear I might die if I cannot feel the slippery wet walls of your vagina caressing my rampant cock as I thrust into you.  I foreswear homosexuality for ever. I need sexual intercourse with a wanton woman like you."
"You do?"
"Yes dear heart. Masturbation is next to godliness but you can't beat a good fuck with the woman of your dreams."
"You can't?"
"Oh my love, stop asking so many questions. Open your legs so that I can do the foreplay thing with my tongue."

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