Hangover Signs
* You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina
than be exposed to sunlight.
* Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue
to tell your room to "Stay still."
* Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same
reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
* You're convinced that the chirping birds are Satan's pets.
* You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time
with your toilet.
* You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the
more feasible praying in a fetal position.
* The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting,
"Step right up and give it whirl!"
* All day long your motto is, "Never again."
* You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles
around your bed.
* Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"