THINGS TO PONDER:
1) Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty
things.
2) Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3) I went to a bookstore and asked the salesman where the
self-help section was. He said that if he told me, that
would defeat the purpose!
4) If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands
with soap?
5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6) Is there another word for synonym?
7) What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
8) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid
someone will clean it?
9) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless? Or Naked??
10) Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
11) If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
right to remain silent?
12) Does a mermaid wear an algebra?
13) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
14) If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be
hungry?
15) Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an
"s" in it?
16) Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of
ASSteroids???
17) If you spin an oriental man in a circle 5 times, does he
become disoriented?