A man appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked, "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" "Well, I can think of one thing", the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of particularly nasty looking bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, 'Now back off, biker boy or you'll answer to me!'"
St. Peter was impressed and asked, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago!"