Top Ten Signs Your Job With The Race Team Might Be In Jeopardy 10. You arrive at work and find your parking spot at the team shop being used for pit stop practice.
9. Guys have started returning all those tools they borrowed from you through the years.
8. The guy you just autographed a picture for walks away saying, "Now there's a collector's item!"
7. You wake up and find that blown engine from Talladega in your bed.
6. Someone has blackened your eye and painted out a tooth in all the team publicity photos.
5. You overhear crew guys referring to you as "the late mr. Zer".
4. Your exercise bike at the shop is no longer stationary.
3. Your seat in the team plane has a sign that says "Reserved for Bubbles".
2. The guy who glues the lugnuts on the wheels giggles uncontrollably everytime you walk by.
...And the Number One sign you're a goner...
Your only friend at the track -- a big loud guy in a ballcap who keeps saying "Stick with me buddy -- we're gonna be movie stars!"