Top Ten Signs Your Mom Is
A NASCAR Fan
10. First Question She Asks Your Date: "Who's Your Favorite Driver?"
9. Answering Machine Message: "Call Me Back When The Race Is Over."
8. Once Got In A Fist Fight With Someone Who Said Nascar Wasn't A Real Sport
7. The Hood Over Her Range Is Made From Sheet Metal From The 88 Car
6. Her Proudest Moment When Teaching You How To Drive Was When You Learned How To Stick It Down In The Turns
5. Comforter Across The Back Of Her Couch Has A Picture Of Dale Earnhardt's Face On It
4. Her Mother Calls To Console Your Dad When Bill Elliott Wrecks
3. You Can't Get In The Utility Room For All The Bottles Of Wisk
2. Gives Directions Using International Drive In Daytona As The Starting Point
...And The Number One Sign Your Mom Is A Nascar Fan...
Picture Of The Grandkids Replaced By A Shot Of John Boy & Billy In The Giant Shopping Cart