~`Dustin Sparks`~ He looks himself over as I clear my throat urging him to carry on Well anyways, as I was saying yes I am an interviewer, and I was wondering Miss O'Rahilly, if for your match tonight, your debut on Live Television, if I could get a few words in with you about your match up here tonight?

~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ Well I guess I do have some time to waste, judging by the few minutes of my life you've already used up.  So go on, ask away.

~`Dustin Sparks`~ Well Envy, tonight you are set to face...

~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ I step foreward and take the microphone from him as I stand before the camera angle and begins to speak Dustin, I think you've waisted enough of my time for an evening, so if you don't mind, I will be conducting this interview, with the special guest being...Me!, Envy O'Rahilly!
   Now I hear that tonight I am set to take on a fellow Lady Luck, in that very ring.  Fiona, I have heard some rumors about you swarming around overhead.  Some good, some bad, and some that makes me think you should be ashamed to even lay claim to Irish Blood line.
   Hun, listen if your going to try and steal another womans man, think first about a few things.  For one judging by whom you have been going back and forth between, just pissing of Gweny, and then that little skank what's her name.
   Listen I do get it, Marcus is a cutie, but have you seen his girl?  Really now she looks like the carrier for a new desease of who knows whats brewing down under, and knowing how the male mind works, you know her little boy is infected.
   So think about it Fiona, you want to actually, I shudder momentarily Infect yourself with whatever he carries?  I know I wouldn't no matter how I wouldn't mind shaking up with him.
   Now Fiona as for good things I hear, I hear your a decent in ring performance artist, which is good, because tonght I am going to be stepping-up into my top notch game to bring you down, and show that your Four-Leaf Clover, just lost a petal!
   Oh, but Fiona, I was just going to end this up after that, but something has been bothering me something fierce and I had to get it off my chest.  See it's something I think Saint Patrick and the ancient learners of the Gaelic Language might be question on you.  "Feck", I think you got it all wrong, because sorry dear but it isn't an ancient Irish way of saying Fuck, but it does have similar meaning to Fucking you up, because in the phrase Tonight we Feck, it translates over to Tonight, we Fight! So while you continue on this sharade of being a real Irish Lass, get your grammer down right hun, and yes for everyone else watching that was a little teaching lesson from Envy herself! Thank You!
   But back to you Fiona, tonight we dine in Bolton, England, but before we feck Fiona, jst remember to be Envious!