A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his

patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he

coached his patients to respond to his commands. When

the day of the game arrived, everything went quite

well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,

"Up Nuts," and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they

all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer

Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against

the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo

Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided

to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant

in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in

progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked,

"What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going

just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,

"PEANUTS!"<o:p></o:p>