*Memory* was something you lost with age *an Application* was for employment *a Program* was a tv show * Cursor* used profanity a *keyboard *was a piano a *web* was a spider's home a* virus* was the flu a *CD* was a bank account to*surf* was something you did on a boogie board a *hard drive* was a long trip on the road *You got mail* meant you got written letters delivered to your house (in addressed envelopes) a *mouse pad* was where a mouse lived and if you had a 3 1/2 inch Floppy, you just hoped no one found out ...lol