A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from  her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to  get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday"

Patty looks at the frog in  disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is  Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
the bank manager.

Patty  explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The  frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an  inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty  explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a  back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called  Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and  he wants to
use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is  this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)


(a  masterpiece)

(wait for it)



The bank manager  looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the  frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't  you?  Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously!  Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Have a lovely day