Will I live to see 90?
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  >> I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
  >> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A
  >> little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
  >> "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
  >> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I
  >> replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
  >> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? " I
  >> said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
  >> Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
  >> hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
  >> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
  >> No," I said.
  >> He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a crap?"
(Thanks Terry! I loved this one lol)