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Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is: 143

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 8.22 This score is fairly high, and it suggests that you're what mental health professionals call 'raving', or "a great subject for my next term paper on wacko-ditzus". Although this condition approaches the really dangerous end of the madness spectrum, your score at this level confirms that you content yourself with writing numerous collection letters to dead people via Federal Express, or posting to the SLC as a manager, or using a hack saw instead of a toothpick to reach the deeper nose crevices for those dripping buggers over 2 ounces. (yeah, I know toothpicks are more sanitary...) Of course, danger is as danger does - so only those with dull blades or broken sternums need worry about wackos like you, anyway. Also, anyone scoring over 140 ought to stop drinking blood out of Pepsi bottles - Read here, Coagulation, baby - get something with a Fat Neck. Finally - your score reflects your insane obsession with teh backsides of Asian girls over 70, or any Far Eastern women with extra leg hair. Other notable 'ravers' include Yoda's half brother Yatzi, Edward "Chum bucket" Gizzle of C-level SciFi movies, and the half-indonesian dwarf "gorcie" selling spider monkey thighs out of his good humor truck on downtown Los Angeles streets since 1980.