APPLICATION FOR PSYCHIC READING

 

The question I have is:

___  Is my boyfriend/girlfriend cheating on me ? have they ? will they?  If so with whom?
___  I hate myself, I hate the world, I refuse to open up to you�?nbsp; you had three minutes to fix my whole life and the time started 40 seconds ago. By the way, I knew you would fail does that make me psychic?
___ Will I ever fall in love or at least get laid? If yes please give me the date/time, person’s name, phone number, address, yearly income, and net worth.
___ I really don’t have one but wanted some attention and am really bored so I thought I would ask for a reading. Dont worry some questions will come to mind as we go.
___ This question is to complicated, I came expecting a reading and now you think I’m gonna tell you my question? Your psychic, you figure it out. 
___ Other: ____________________________________________________

The only acceptable answer to my question is: _________________

In addition to the above questions I would also like to ask the following:

___     When is it my turn?
___     How long does this take? Is it my turn yet?
___     What do you mean ? What do you mean? What do you mean? 

3. I have had __ less than 5  / __ more than 5 readings today    (Please check just 1)

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Hold your heads up, we all have these !

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