Hello stinky boy and welcome to our home

 

I'm the blonde of the gourp -although i do die my hair at an attempt at articifical intelligence, but i am quite good at staying 'in the character' of my real hair colour...

 

I like your intro, although will confess I gota bit lost in that last paragraph.

 

I look forward to walking in the light with you and getting to know you - we aren't prudish around here and there's no need to take a bath everytime you visit, but if you are looking too grubby you might end up in the duck pond LOL

 

All joking aside,  I am sure you'll enjoy your time with us, and if you're a good boy, Nana will even make you a cuppa and bring you some biccies!

 

Soldarath