Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'
Have a wonderful day !
To the Girls !!
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong- The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen -
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne Barr-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!
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