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This is an email I got today from my guy friend. Its hilarious!!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me.

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man"
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store.

I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited.

She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.

' She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go
to the cashier.
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that b^tch
knows I'm smarter than her.