OK, it's obvious I copied this one, and I don't feel like editing.

 

Quick Carl and Delos were talking one afternoon when QC
> tells Delos, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation.
> Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years,
> I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said
> to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant.
> Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
> and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and
> darned if Betty Sue didn't get pregnant again."
> Delos asks QC, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
> different?"
> QC says, "This year I'm taking Betty Sue WITH me."

Where did you find that first list?  That was pretty good!

Hey Reorg!!!

 

How are ya and how's the new job going?  Guess it's not so new anymore, but are you still giving them a run for their $?

LOL!!!

YG, not sure where I got the list from but I suspect from the cool Interesting People site here at m$n.  ( I know the name is lame but we really are cool People and we think we are Interesting.)  We sprouted from the Your Money site.  There were lots of ot posts to money topics so we branched out when people complained that there were so many social posts.  We would even take a membership from a freak like you.  They don't know me as reorg there.  I have a different name there.  You can't suck up to get a referral.  Ok you can, but I wouldn't give it to you.

 

Inane, my new (since March) gig is great.  Did I say great?  I mean GREAT.  They see me as someone they have been needing for years.  I'll hold back on the peeps I could get to get us better till they ask.  Then it'll be goddamfabulous great. 

 

So I guess i'ts going ok.

That's great news about the job Reorg.  You are indeed a lucky guy.  So many sad tales from job seekers these days and even the employed people aren't too pleased with their jobs.  So, you truly are "one in a million"!!!!