Alright. It's go time. Fame masturbated twice just to make sure he wouldn't fuck this one up, he's doing this one in the memory of Damien Collins. For the approval of his new master ninja sensei, Johnny Legend. And so that he can be the first to poke his penis into something and thusly, become the coolest John in all of John-dom. Chris doesn't count because his name isn't even. But there Serenity is, after a heated discussion with Sef Kinsley in what Johnny can only assume was "Sefs Turn", he figures J comes somewhere between "S" and "Z", so it's gotta be almost his own turn with her. As she comes up beside him, he steps in front of her.

"HI."

"Uh, hi..."

Fame just stands there with a big shit eating grin on his face.

".... why are you smiling at me?"

".... I DONT KNOW. I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU."

"... why are you yelling?"

"CAPS LOCK SOZ. IT BROKE WHEN CHRIS SPIT VAULT ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD WHILE DOWNLOADING PORN FOR JON."

"... okkkkkkay. Do I know you?"

"IM THE GUY WITH THE PENIS YOU CRAVE!"

".... uh huh... I think I'll just go the other way...."

She heads off the other way and so Fame runs past her and blocks her again.

"... does the word pepperspray and the phrase 'kick to the balls' mean anything to you, you weird ass stalker?"

"I REALLY LOVE HOW YOUR FAKE TITS WONT SAG WHEN YOUR EIGHTY."

"WHAT?"

"AND YOU NEED A HAIRCUT. YOUR HIGHLITES ARE HORRIBLE."

"Who the fuck are you?"

".... I LIKE FIXER UPPERS!"

"What does that even mean- WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"I WANT WHAT YOU WANT BABY!"

"... oh really? That's a damned dangerous thing to say to a girl like me."

"YES REALLY."

"And what do I want?"

"... FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME?"

"... yeah i guess that's why I'm in wrestling..."

"NO. ME."

"Uh?"

"MY NAME IS FAME! GET IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA"

"... okay."

TBC.