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| W2K Presents RAGE Every Sunday Night! | | | 
| | Sunday Night RAGE
Deadline: Sundays @ 9:00 pm Central
Venue: W2K Arena, San Antonio, Texas How to send in your strat
>>> Information <<< | | *Card Subject To Change | Main Event
Six Man Tag Team
ONE FALL | | Cross + Jacob Mitchell + Lesmond
vs
Ryan Cain + John Mage + WRM
These six people have one way or another had their paths crossed and left some heated bad blood in their trails. Jacob made his notorious debut by stealing WRM's title. Cross just flat out doesn't like all three of them. His feud with Ryan has lasted the majority of the year, now Widow. Lesmond has really bad blood with WRM, and is gaining interest in Black Widow. Ryan Cain and Lesmond crossed paths last week for the very first time, some say all of it wasn't left in the ring. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Seven
Singles
ONE FALL | | Morgan
vs
Riot
Riot has screwed up a classic title match two weeks in a row. Now the time has come for her to put out or shut up...put up*. Riot and Isabella have a growing itnense feud that won't die. Morgan was drawn into the fire and wants revenge for her two blown title shots thanks to Riot. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Six
Triple Threat
ONE FALL | | Alia
vs
Sapphire
vs
Jade Jiles
Alia and Sapphire have a weekly tradition here in W2K. It's called wrestling each other. Sorry for the repetitive matches girls, but this time you two get to pound on a newbie face to W2K. Jade Jiles apparently thinks she's the best that ever happened to MSN, soooo this is the part where we cram our talent filled boots down her Chav throat. Right? | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Five
Singles
ONE FALL | | Joe E Legend
vs
Jason Nightmare
Joe Legend won his debut match against a returning Matlock, and Jason Nightmare lost his returning match to a struggling wrestler on the rise named Vincent Gunn. Can Nightmare overcome his loss? Or will he turn into another victim of Joe E. Legend? | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Five
Hockey Fight
ONE FALL | | The Goon
vs
Matt Matlock
Well. I'm laughing right now, and it isn't with you either. These two are going to fight inside of a hockey rink. Ice and everything. No ropes, just two dudes and some ice. Hockey sticks, gloves uniform and all is legal. Basically anything they find in the arena is legal for this fight. The winner will be labelled not enhancement talent. *snicker* No they won't. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Four
No DQ
ONE FALL | | Jason Striker w/ Scott Blaze
vs
Drew Stevenson
Last week Drew made his in ring debut getting a victory over Scott the so called Icon Blaze. This week his back is once again against the wall as he faces off against Jason Striker. Not just Jason. Scott Blaze has been placed in his corner. No DQ rules apply here, Drew could be in trouble. Can he make it to the ppv for his Triad match under these conditions? | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Three
Singles
ONE FALL | | Vincent Gunn
vs
Power Trip
Vincent Gunn and Power Trip both coming off big wins over big names in this sport, only thing is Trip's didn't show up. Can he have the same kind of luck against Gunn? Or maybe Gunn could pull off the upset victory over the experienced vet Power Trip. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Two
TV Title
ONE FALL | | TV Champion
Aku No Kaze
vs
El Caliente
Aku was challenged last week by a fiest Mexican. Can Aku digest this little burrito or will the terrible gas known as El Caliente become the new TV Champion? Plus...Ryan Cain will surely be interested in this match. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match One
Singles
ONE FALL | | Jatt Star
vs
JJ Cool J
Jatt eliminated JJ last week, can he prove that pin wasn't luck and was pure talent? Or will the ever growing popularity of JJ Cool J steam roll over Jatt Star like he did the R2P. JJ get's his first one on one match in W2K in over a year against another new comer. | | -------------------------------------------- | | | d |
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The camera cuts back to ringside where both El Caliente and Aku No Kaze are standing, ready to begin...
Joey: Folks, this was supposed to be only one fall, however we just received word that this match will now be Mascara Contra Mascara...Thats right, it's mask against mask tonight fans...
The bell rings *Ding* Joey: And here we go! Trunks shoots Joey a glare...Well, he did say that again. Back at ringside however, both participants lock up in the centre of the ring, but Aku, with the obvious power advantage just shoves the youngster down. El Caliente nips up and locks up again, not learning from his mistake the first time and gets shoved on his back again. El Caliente springs to his feet again and goes for a short arm clothesline, Aku ducks...El Caliente smashes Aku with a back elbow. Aku blocks and knocks down El Caliente with a shoulder block and kneels down down to mount him and begins ripping at El Cals mask, only for Caliente to fight his way out of the predicament. Both men are on their feet as Aku delivers a standing dropkick knocking Caliente down again.
Joey: Well, it's been one sided...
Trunks: It's El Caliente...You can't possibly be surprised. It's in his genetic code to suck.
El Caliente gets up, but Aku is on the top rope, delivering a beautiful hurricarana that sends Caliente across the ring as the crowd cheer loudly. Aku springs up, and this time goes for Caliente to get the mask, but Caliente pulls him into the referee...The referee crumbles, holding his head...
Trunks: Gee, Wrestling is tough, but honestly, you would think The Jerm would hire referees that weren't made of glass for a change...
Back in the ring, Caliente delivers a low-blow sending Aku wide-eyed and into a world of pain. The crowd cheers loudly as Caliente looks at them in confusion...
Trunks: And theres that Cerveza kid again.
Right enough, it is! Capitan Cerveza is standing on the ramp as Aku lies down, with El Caliente standing, waving for C.C to come to ringside. Capitan Cerveza disappears behind the curtain again, emerging with this huge black bag and running into the ring, emptying the contents of the bag onto the canvas...Masks fall out everywhere as El Caliente picks up a mask and pulls it over his head...
Joey: Come on, thats surely against the rules!!
Trunks: Nope, according to the El Hijo De Carne Asada Amendment of 2002 it's certainly legal...
Joey: Don't be so damn stupid, that rule doesn't exist!
Trunks: It does so!
Joey: What the hell do you know about Mexican Wrestling?...
Trunks: Not much, my speciality subject is your mom...
Joey: Damnit!
El Caliente repeats the process, picking up mask after mask and putting it on. C.C helps him out, putting on more masks still before dropping to the outside. The referee begins to get up as C.C slides a brush from under the ring into the ring. El Caliente picks it up and sweeps the remaining masks onto the floor and throwing the brush out before picking up Aku and going for a hard right...No, blocked as Aku rips a mask off.
Joey: That would be it over there, had it not been for the antics of Capitan Cerveza...
El Caliente stumbles around the ring slightly because despite his best laid plans...Lots of masks = Sight impairment. Thats right, Caliente is having trouble seeing through all these masks as Aku rips another three masks off. Caliente stumbles as Aku rips more masks off, leaving Caliente with only the mask he began with. Finally Caliente finds the ropes and drops to the outside as Aku follows him, but C.C is there to interfere again, Dragging Aku to the floor and pulling him under the ring....El Caliente goes under also...We can hear some loud noises, things clattering under the ring and the like....Finally after a few minutes, El Caliente emerges holding Akus Mask in the air!
Trunks: IT'S OVER!!!
The referee goes to call the bell....but stops!! Aku has rolled out by the timekeepers side of the ring, mask still on. El Caliente is only holding a replica mask!! The ref turns, and man, does he scold Caliente for his flagrant disregard for the rules. El Caliente continues arguing, but nobody notices Aku slide back under the ring. Aku pops up again on the side behind El Caliente as he continues his argument with the ref. Aku turns him around, BAM! 180 Flatliner!!! Aku goes for the mask, but again, Capitan Cerveza interferes as he emerges from under the ring and pulls El Caliente Out, saving him from losing his mask....The Ref begins the count...1..2..3..4..5..6.. Joey: Isn't he going to get back in? The camera cuts to the top of the ramp where we see El Caliente and C.C just disappear through the curtain..C.C helps Caliente, who is still stumbling after the 180 Flatliner...
Trunks: I guess not!
Joey: What a Chicken!
..7..8..9..10! The ref calls for the bell as the match ends in a countout.
"Your winner by countout, and STILL Television Champion, Akuuuu Noooooo Kaaaaazeeeeeee
Aku receives his Television Championship. He poses it to the crowd then exit’s the ring. After the show put on and Aku disappearing under the curtain El Caliente emerges again with the crowd going wild. He points up at the sky then does the sign of the cross.
Joey: Showing his respects to Eddie Guerrero. Caliente did a lot of lying cheating and stealing in his match.
Trunks: Yeah, each time I see superstars doing this, I realize how much I’m gonna miss Eddie.
Caliente disappears from under the curtain. Shot fades from ringside with “Eddie�?chants raging.
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(We cut backstage to the back entrance�?to find daylight pouring through the windows on the doors. Why is there daylight during a RAGE? Because some idiot thought it would be a good idea to have it on SATURDAY MORNING! WHO’S GOING TO WATCH WRESTLING ON SATURDAY MORNING?!? HAVE YOU SEEN THE RATINGS FOR AM RAW?!? No? THAT’S BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE!!! Anyway, yeah, this is total crap.
And then one of the doors swings open�?making way for Ryan Cain to step into the building; eyes half-shut, hair a complete mess, and wearing his pajamas. He lifts one hand up and rubs his face tiredly.)
Ryan: What�?the hell? This has got to be the worst idea ever. Who wants to wrestle at 11 in the morning? What a bunch of bullshit, man. Somebody better piss me off pretty quick so I’ll have some kind of motivation or-�?
(Ryan’s sentence is suddenly interrupted by�?
�?a yawn.)
Ryan: �?ahhh�?or something.
(He smacks his lips together and the typical shit people do when they wake up way too early. Ryan Cain isn’t one to wake up before the clock on his bedside table says “PM�?but whatever. Anyway, he walks off down the hallway, where we see that the ass of his pajamas reads “Property of Isabella Taylor,�?�?does he know that’s there? �?�?and bumps into a wall�?then a shelf and knocks stuff over, but doesn’t even look down as he turns and heads off down some other hallway. What an interesting show this should be, eh?) |
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[Camera opens on the ring area, where the bell quickly rings and POWERTRIP and VINCENT GUNN lock-up…] Trunks: Woohoo!! Joey: So random. [Trip, with his weight advantage, pushes Gunn back into the corner�?Trip forces him way back, Gunn stretching back, grimacing�?Trip quickly knees him in the gut, the lock is broken and Trip whips Gunn to the opposite turnbuckle, following up with a Hard Closeline. Trip drags Gunn towards the centre of the ring and this a full Body Slam on Gunn. Trip smirks arrogantly, before dropping down an Elbow across Gunn’s chest. Trip hooks the leg�?ONE…TWO�?KICK OUT! Trip quickly picks Gunn up, whipping him into the ropes, Gunn flies back and Trip POWERFULLYYY CLOSELINES HIM!!!] Trunks: Wooowww Joey: He makes it look easy, Trunks. [Trip looks to the crowd, smiling arrogantly and receiving heat for his actions. Trip slaps his chest once, before turning round to Gunn. Trip picks Gunn up slowly, Gunn suddenly catches Trip in the gut with a punch. Gunn quickly kicks Trip in the side of the leg.. then another kick.. kick to the other leg.. Gunn delivers ore ‘Tajiri Style�?sharp kicks to the ankles and legs. Trip bends over, in some pain…Gunn runs to the side ropes... hitting them and coming back with a Swinging Neckbreaker on Gunn. Gunn quickly gets up�?Gunn jumps really high in the air, eventually landing a huge leg drop across Trip’s chest!... Gunn covers quickly.. ONE�? TWO�?TRIP POWERFULLY KICKS OUT!... Gunn scrambles to his feet as Trip gets up�?Gunn catches Trip in the nose with a high knee�?Trip staggers back, leaning against the red ‘W2K�?ropes] Joey: Gunn’s ontop now, Trunks. Let’s see what he has instore for the 270 pounder in Trip�?/FONT> [Gunn reels back, then hits A HUUGGEEE KNIFE-EDGE CHOP ON TRIP!!... "Whooooo!!" sounds up from the capacity crowd. Gunn hits another vicious chop across Trip’s chest, as it starts to go a light shade of red�?Gunn hits another vicious chop and Trip rubs his chest desperately and painfully. Gunn grabs his arm, whipping him to the ropes�?Gunn walks to the centre.. Trip comes back and Gunn sends a straight kick toward Trip�?CAUGHT�?Gunn spins round, raising his other leg and hitting a Dragon Whip on Powertrip!] Joey: Owww, caught him in the chin there! [Trip rubs his face in pain. Gunn gets to his feet, and begins to stomp all over Trip, especially in the head/chest area. Gunn quickly grabs Trips head and raise him up.. KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!!!... Trip staggers back in pain, but suddenly bursts forward, catching Gunn violently in the gut�?Trip pulls Gunn close, grabbing his wait for a Belly to Belly Suplex!... Trip quickly grabs Gunn’s head and neck, locking in a Sleeper Hold…] Trunks: POWERTRIP�?LIKE A SHARK THAT SMELLS BLOOD.. GOING IN FOR THE KI- Joey: Do you have to shout? Trunks: It’s for Dramatic effect, Bitch! Joey:�?*Slappedy Slap*!!! [Trip locks it in tight, Gunn’s eyes begin to glaze over�?Trip squeezes Vincent’s neck. Trip screams out ‘CMON!!’�?Trip shouts abuse at Gunn.. Suddenly the crowd begin to get lively, a large "LETS-GO-VINCENT" chant emerges�?Getting louder and louder as more people join in. Trip looks around, screaming out "NO!" to the fans�?Gunn begins to make a move, shaking his hand�?Gunn sends a sharp jab to Trip’s head.. then another.. Trip pulls away, rolling away from Gunn. Trip gets to his feet, Gunn starts to get up, but much slower.. Trip suddenly sends a knee to his head.. Gunn this the mat again. Trip grabs Gunns head and picks him up�?VERTICAL SUPLEX!... Trip gets Gunn up again�?Irish Whip to the ropes�?Trip crouches down, Gunn runs back at him and Trip lifts him in the air.. Gunn manages to fly over Trip and land on his feet.. Gunn runs forward to the ropes, hitting them, Trip turns round to him.. and Gunn hits a HUGE DROPSAULT ON POWERTRIP!] Joey: Wooowww what power and speed by Vinny Gunn! [Gunn quickly gets to his feet, getting a large pop from the crowd. Gunn stomps down on Trip’s face, and picks him up. Gunn sends a forearm smash to Gunn’s jaw�?Gunn whips him to the ropes, whip reversed.. Gunn flies at the ropes, fortunately he gets a springboard on the middle rope.. bouncing back and turning round.. GRABS TRIPS HEAD�?THEY SPIN ROUND AND ROUND FRANTICALLY�?TORNADO DDT BY GUNN!!!] Trunks: Ah, credit where it’s due. [Gunn scrambles over Trip and covers him�?ONE�?TWO�?THRRR- KICK OUT!!!....Gunn grabs his forehead in shock�?He shakes his head, picking Trip back up quickly. Gunn wastes no time as he lays into Trip with stiff right hands. Gunn whips Trip to the ropes.. Trip hit them, coming back into another kick attempt.. Trip catches it under his arm, and then hits a Dragon Screw on Gunn!... Trip gets to his knees, taking a breather�?Trip slowly picks Gunn up�?Forearm to the face!... Trip slings his arms round Gunns right arm and head�?T-BONE SUPLEX!!!] Trunks: WOAH! [COVERRR!!.. ONE�?TWO�? THRR- KICK OUT!!] Joey: Man, what a close fall, Trunks! [Trip screws up his face and grabs Gunn violently. Picking him up. Trip gives Gunn and quick jab to the jaw�?Gunn staggers round�?Trip lifts Gunn into the air, suplex style…Trip walks over to the turnbuckle, and lowers his legs down onto the turnbuckle�?Trip holds Gunns head�?Looking round and grinning�? DDT!!!!!!!.. The crowd scream "OOOHHHHH!!"�?Gunn crumples up, and Trip hooks the leg�?ONE�? TWO�? THRRRRRRRR- KICK OUT!!!!] Joey: Damnit! This IS Resiliency! [Trip gets to his feet, mouth gaping wide open. Trip shakes his head, pushing the referee violently in the chest. The referee staggers back but Trip grabs his shirt and pulls him in�?holding up three fingers Trunks: Is Trip angry or does he want a Kiss? [Trip shakes his head, pushing the referee away.. Gunn’s getting up!.. Trip turns round�?KICK TO THE GUT!!... Gunn gives Trip a European uppercut.. Trip staggers back, and Gunn quickly whips him to the ropes.. Trip this the ropes and comes back, Gunn hits a Drop Toe Hold on him. Gunn gets to his feet, hitting a Quick Leg Drop onto the back of Trip’s head!... Gunn turns him over quickly, COVER!... ONE�? TWO�? THRRR- KICK OUT!!] Joey: Ohh!! [Gunn shakes his head, quickly picking Trip up. Gunn whips him to the ropes, whip reversed�?Gunn hits the ropes, coming back.. Trip stands sideways, letting Gunn run straight onto his shoulders!] Trunks: He’s gonna hit the t-RIP EXPRESS!!! [Trip goes to hit it, but as Gunn flips over, his pulls Trips arm over for an Arm Drag�?Both men scramble to their feet.. Trip turns to Gunn�?ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!.. Trip’s out like a lightbulb!... HOOK OF THE LEG�?ONE�? TWO�? THREEE!!!!!] Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNERRRR�?VINCENT.. GUNN!!! [Gunns music hits�?The referee helps him up, Gunns arm is raised too rapturous applause from the capacity crowd. Gunn smiles, breathing heavily.. he rolls out the ring, heading up the rampway slowly] Joey: Great win for Gunn! Trunks: Totally, Joseph! Joey: Duuuudeeeee!! [Camera fade too black] |
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JT Kash came out before the match and changed the rules of this no DQ match to standard rules just to piss of Blaze Striker and The Jerm. Drew and Striker had a pretty even match with constant interference behind the ref's back by Scott Blaze. At the end Blaze was on the apron as Striker whipped Drew, only to have it reversed. Striker cracks heads with Blaze knocking him off the apron, Striker backs up into a roll up by Drew for the 3 count. Afterwards Blaze slides in the ring and swings on Drew, Drew ducks and takes Blaze down and locks him up in a texas cloverleaf until Striker rolls in with a chair in hand causing Drew to bail out of the ring with the victory. |
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[We come back from commercial break inside the SBC Center, the hockey rink being used for tonight's match. The cameraman is out on the ice as we see The Goon skate into the picture, dressed in full hockey gear, wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. We pan over to see Matlock skate out as well, although a little shaky since he never really learned how to skate..no joke. He is wearing a Montreal Canadians jersey. Now if we were in Canada, this would actually matter, but since we aren't let's move on. The ref skates out onto the ice, and blows a whistle..yes, a whistle, to start the match.] [The two men skate around each other, before locking up. Both men shove each other around, trying to force the other onto the ice. At first they seem even, until Matlock manages to shove The Goon hard so that he slides over near the boards. Matlock then skates at full speed, checking The Goon into the boards. Matt grabs him, and hits a few punches and knees to the gut before shoving him down on the cold ice. Goon slides a bit, as Matlock skates over and looks to stomp on Goon's face with the skate. Luckily for him though he dodges out of the way, rolling over on the ice. He then trips up Matt who falls flat on his ass. The Goon gets up, and skates a short distance away and then skates at full speed toward Matt before dropping an elbow on him. The two men slide a little bit, but when they stop the ref comes over to make a count. One...two..Matlock socks Goon in the jaw, breaking the pin attempt.] [Matlock gets to his feet, trying to keep his balance on the ice. Both men have busted lips now, and decide to simply drop the helmets and gloves. They skate up to each other and we have a good ol' fashioned hockey brawl going on now, both men duking it out with left & rights. Matlock seems to be on the losing end of The Goon's punches, but he manages to poke Goon in the eyes and retreat. He skates over to the penalty box, and steps inside. The Goon follows, jumping over the board to block Matt's path. Matt goes for an uppercut which gets blocked and Goon then kicks Matt's foot out from underneath him, causing him to fall to the ground. Goon takes Matt by the hair over to the door to the penalty box, and then repeatedly slams his head in the door. Matlock's eyes are glazed over, as Goon goes for the pin once more. One...two...Matt gets the shoulder up.] [The Goon has the advantage now, as he takes Matt by the hair and tosses him back out onto the ice. Matlock gets up, only to have Goon run and clothesline him over the boards. Goon hops over, and looks to pick Matt up once more but The Cornered Animal grabs a hockey stick and breaks it across the side of The Goon's head. Matt sees a towel laying nearby, and takes hold of it, wrapping it around the neck of The Goon. The ref is with them in the bench now, and he looks to see if Goon wants to give up. Matlock pulls on the towel tighter, as The Goon seems to be fading. The ref raises his arm once, but Goon keeps it up, as he reaches up and pokes Matlock in the eye, getting retribution from before. Matlock holds his eye, and then gets a club in the back from The Goon, as Matlock finds himself against the glass seperating the bench from the stands. Goon drops down, nailing Matlock with a stiff groin shot. As Matt is reeling, Goon nails Matt with an uppercut. He then hooks his hands around Matt's waist, and then surprisingly The Goon pulls off an wrestling move, throwing Matlock backwards with a release belly to belly suplex, sending Matlock flying through the glass seperating the bench from the stands. Goon climbs over the boards, and covers Matt. One...two....three! Back in the arena, "Hit Somebody" hits the speakers, as the ref raises The Goon's hand. We cut to a break.] |
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(“I’d like a grilled SQUASH burrito with a side of refried ONE SIDED MATCH. Thanks.�?
Joey: Joe E. Legend and Jason Nightmare are both already in the ring.
Trunks: Yeah, and they both look pretty terrible.
Joey: What makes you say that?
Trunks: They look pretty lazy to me.
Joey: Yeah, me too. Especially at 11:00 in the morning on five hours of sleep.
Trunks: Woo!
(Anyway, yeah, they’re in the ring already.
*DING DING!*
Nightmare charges out of his corner as soon as the bell rings, leaping into the air at Joe E. Legend�?who catches him and drops back with a nice set of Snake Eyes in the corner. Jason is down already, and Legend obviously isn’t about to let up. Legend gets the pick-up and sends Nightmare in to the opposite buckles. Nightmare hits hard and Legend charges across the ring at full speed, looking to Avalanche Jason�?BUT NIGHTMARE MOVES! Legend’s chest almost implodes upon the impact with the top turnbuckle! He’s all “OWWW!�?as he staggers backwards�?right into a schoolboy roll-up! Legend is out at one, and both men are back up. Nightmare hits the ropes and comes back for a shoulder block�?and gets knocked on his ass for his efforts! Legend didn’t budge and inch.)
Joey: I don’t think it’s a very good idea for Jason Nightmare to try to beat Legend in the power game.
Trunks: Thanks, Einstein.
(Nightmare up and he hits the ropes again. On the rebound, he fakes another shoulder block to throw Legend off, and then slides through his legs. Nightmare pops up behind Legend and gets a nice dropkick to the base of the neck. Legend stumbles forward, Nightmare turns and hits the opposite ropes�?Legend turns�?SPINNING WHEEL KICK FROM NIGHTMARE! Legend almost goes down, but catches himself on the top rope. AGAIN Nightmare hits the ropes, comes back�?ANOTHER SPINNING WHEE-�?CAUGHT! Legend turns Nightmare�?right into a sit-out powerbomb! One�?two�?thr- KICKOUT! Legend wants a faster count and the referee is all “hey you shut up!�?or something. He gets another pick-up on Nightmare, who is pretty much dead�?probably because he didn’t do any promos or something. I don’t know why that would affect his in-ring ability at all though. Anyway, Legend hooks up and hits a smooth vertical suplex. He’s up, measures Nightmare, and drops a leg. Another pin attempt from Legend and Nightmare is out at two.)
Joey: Legend looks like he’s getting fed up.
Trunks: You’re just saying that to take up space.
Joey: Yeah.
(Joe E. Legend gets the pick-up on Jason Nightmare again and calls out to the crowd�?NIGHTMARE BREAKS FREE! Nightmare with a right hand! Another right hand! A third right hand and Legend is reeling! Nightmare gets him on the ropes for a whip, but Legend reverses! Legend lowers the head�?Nightmare telegraphs it! He stands over Legend�?leans down�?and lifts him for a piledriver! NO! BLOCKED! Legend takes the leverage�?and lifts Nightmare up!
�?BROKEN SPIRIT!)
Trunks: That’s it.
Joey: It’s over.
(One, two, three.)
Trunks: Yep.
(*DING DING!*
Joe E. Legend wins. Yay. More promos may have gotten a better match. Oh well!) |
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Following the match between Jason Nightmare & Joe E Legend, Joe stands in victory, now with two wins in a row. "Blood Brothers" is playing over the speakers, as Joe taunts to the crowd. The crowd then starts to boo, as we see Matt Matlock come from the crowd. He slides into the ring unbeknownst to Joe, and Matt pulls a monkey wrench out of his pants. He shouts at Joe, who turns around only to get clocked in the forehead courtesy of the monkey wrench. Matlock asks for a mic and he's thrown one, as he stands over Joe. Matlock: Well well well..if it isn't the wannabe legend! Surprised to see me back here so fast? That little hockey fight was taped earlier on. So listen asshole. Congratulations...you beat me. The fans cheer. Matlock: Shut up! Yeah, you beat me. Congratulations...you've done what 75% of the wrestling world has. Beaten me once. But the question is, can you do it again? This little pay per view coming up next week. Neither of us have a match, so I'm issuing you a challenge. Matlock vs Joe E Legend...once again. This time, how about we have ourselves a good ol' fashioned parking lot brawl?! The fans cheer this idea, probably thinking Matlock will get creamed. Matlock: Whenever you regain conciousness, you can give me your answer. Matlock drops the mic on top of Joe, as "Drop Kick The Punks" plays over the speakers. Matlock looks up to the stage along with the cheering fans to see JT Kash step out with a mic in hand. JT Kash: Whoa there you rat fucking queer bag. You don't book the shows around here, last time I checked JT frikkin Kash did! So just because I hate you and want to kill myself everytime you enter the room. I'm saying to Hell with your crappy little request. And just to spite you... JT flips Matlock off before heading off to the back. We focus back on a pissed off Matlock as RAGE fades to a commercial. |
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Coming back from commercial break, we find Johnny Askin standing backstage next to The Goon.
Johnny: Well folks welcome back to RAGE. I'm standing here with Joshua "The Goon" MacIssac, who got a big win earlier tonight over Matt Matlock in a hockey rink brawl. Then again, is a win over Matlock a big win?
Goon: A win's a win Johnny.
Johnny: Fair enough. Now, for those who didn't know, earlier on today there was a press conference held by "The Lethal" Scott Taylor, a former CAGED MMA Champion, to announce his signing to W2K. He had some tough words for everyone. But when he was asked who he had his sights set on...your name was the first one to come up Josh. Your thoughts?
Goon: Well, I heard what this guy had to say. He wants to face me, because I've stated all I know is how to fight..and he's cut his teeth on it. Well that's all
well & good. This guy's come from MMA...I come from hockey. Two different styles, but it's all about beating the shit out of someon. So Scott Taylor...you want to fight me? There's a pay per view, that's coming up next week. So I'm laying this challenge down now. The Goon vs Scott Taylor...any match you want. I'll be waiting to hear your reply.
The Goon then walks out of shot.
Johnny: Well you heard it here folks. The Goon laying down the challenge to Scott Taylor for next week's pay per view. Now stay tuned, there's still more to come on RAGE!
Commericials.
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<DIR> Scene cuts in.... Veronica Beck is seen walking out of JT Kash's office with a smile over her face. She pulls the door shut and tosses her hair back and walks down the hallway. Lesmond is standing in her path. He leans against the wall, not allowing her to pass by and grins at her. Beck gives him a wink and a kiss on the cheek and starts to make her way around him. Veronica Beck: Not now darlin, I have some business I need to attend to. But I will catch up with you later tonight. Lesmond nods and turns and watches her slip out around him, making her way down the hall. He grins as he looks at the camera and turns makes his way down the hall in the opposite direction. </DIR> The camera follows in Beck's direction. She's now standing near the entrance door to under the jumbo-tron with a clipboard in hand. <DIR> As Becks standing there writing something on her clipboard, a stage crew staff member walks into the scene pushing a large wheel looking object. Beck spins around and is all smiles once again as she places the clipboard under her arm. Veronica Beck: Good, right on time. You can just follow behind me with that. Stage Crew Staff: Uh, shouldn't we wait for Mr Kash? Beck shakes her head and starts walking towards the entrance door. Veronica Beck: Plans have changed honey. Just follow me. </DIR> The crew ember shrugs and follows behind Beck with the wheel. Veronica Beck: This wheel behind me holds the names of every single W2K superstar. Tonight I unveil MY huge idea for the pay per view Thanksgiving Asskickings! Now it's quite simple. I'll draw names at random from this wheel to form six man tag team matches. Winners of these matches will then move on to the main attraction of the evening. A battle royal! Winner of this battle royal will get a guaranteed title shot at Wrestlegeddon in December against the champion Black Widow. Now, for the first match up.. Beck reaches down into the wheel and pulls out a piece of paper. Beck: Scott Taylor! And teaming with him... She pulls out another piece of paper. Beck: Rebecca Rancid! Beck reaches in for a third. Beck: Their third and final partner...Raychell Jordison! Their opponents.. Beck reaches in and picks out three pieces of paper because I'm lazy. Beck: The Goon!! JJ Cool J! And Joe E Legend!! Trunks: This really is done at random! Beck drops those papers and reaches in grabbing three more. Beck: The next match up will be...Alia Starr! Teaming with Sapphire!! Teaming with...Morgan! Joey: Whoa! Trunks: That's different.. Beck draws three more names. Beck: Facing that team will be..Power Trip!! BOOOOOO!!! Beck: Vincent Gunn! Yay? Beck: And...BLACK WIDOW! *gasp* Trunks: WIDOW HAS TO TEAM UP WITH TRIP OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!! Joey: So much for her week... Beck picks out three more names. Beck: The next match will be...REDRUM! Whooo! Beck: Matt Matlock! YUCK!! Beck: And their final partner...JATT STAR!! She draws three more names. Beck: Facing them will be...Jacob Mitchell! JOHN MAGE!! Joey: This can't be good... Beck: ...AND CROSS!! Trunks: Definitely...not good at all. Beck has three more names. Beck: The next match will be...Ryan Cain!! Trunks: DOUBLE BOOKED! Beck: AKU NO KAZE!! Joey: What the!? Beck: And Davey Bellringer! They will be facing... Beck draws three more names. Beck: Jason Nightmare! Jade Jiles! "BOO EWWW YUCK SKANK WHORE GROSS NASTY CHAV SLUT BAG!!" Trunks: That fan has a dirty mouth! Joey: Sounded like you took off your headset and did it yourself. Trunks: Why would you say that? Joey: Because I saw you take off your headset and do it yourself! Beck: And El Caliente! That is the last match, the qualifying twelve will move on to the battle royal at the end of the night, where the winner gets a shot at the title in December. Thanks for your time. Beck walks backstage as we fade to a commercial. |
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Alia Starr and Jade stand in separate corners of the ring waiting for Sapphire entrance.
“VIVA LA RAZA�?
Eddie and Chavo’s voice echo through the speakers. As the theme song of the Guerrero’s play a nice�?
Joey: Whoa�?nice..
…Told you, a nice low rider with Sapphire sitting on the hood comes out. The crowd goes wild with “Eddie�?chants erupting. It pulls down the aisle and finally stops. Sapphire stands on the low rider and pounds her heart twice before pointing up at the sky.
Joey: The native Mexican girl showing her respects for the legend, Eddie Guerrero.
Dressed in the Mexican flag colors, Sapphire jumps off the low rider and climbs inside the ring. She fixes her bandana, which is of the Mexican flag, a little. The Eddie chants growing louder. Sapphire stretches out before the bell rings. The Eddie chants continue as both Sapphire and Alia look over at Jade. They clothesline her down!!! The crowd goes wild as both alia and Sapphire lifts her sending her to the ropes�?double clothesline again!!! Jade’s spins a few times before hitting the mat.
Joey: I like Sapphire’s outfit to commemorate Eddie.
Trunks: I like how she’s looking period.
Both Alia and Sapphire toss Jade out of the ring and both follow. Sapphire drags Jade to the low rider!! She tosses Jade on the hood and climbs up her self. She lifts Jade�?PILE DRIVER ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR!!! The fans cheer as Jade rolls off the hood and falls on the concrete floor. Alia begins to stomp the hell out of Jade and then moves out of he way allowing Sapphire to land a moonsault on Jade off the hood of the car!!!
Joey: Are they just going to be beating on that girl all night?
Alia flits Jade and tosses her inside the ring�?follows, as does Sapphire. Jade looks as out as you can be, they lift her�?DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! They look down at Jade and kick her on to the outside. Jade’s out of the picture. Sapphire and Alia Starr lock eyes.
Joey: Well�?here we go�?
But Jade is climbing the ring again�?Alia runs and boots her in the face!!! Jade stumbles on her feet on the outside again. Sapphire runs up the turnbuckle and jumps off the turnbuckle in cross body fashion.!!! Shades of Eddie Guerrerro!! Jade is taken right down!!!
Joey: Eddie made that move something else in Mexico a few years back.
Trunks: They’re beating on Jade�?
Sapphire lifts Jade and drops her ribs on the guardrail! Jade’s body bounces off the guardrail Alia clocks her from behind with a huge forearm! Sapphire walks up to the time keeper and tosses him off his chair. She’s got his chair! She folds it up and runs on to Jade�?*TAWCK!!!* JADE IS BUSTED OPEN!!!
Trunks: Disqualification?
Joey: I dunno�?unfair to Alia�?cant really do it in Triple Threat matches.
Jade is knocked out cold on the outside. Alia rolls Jade inside the ring. She follows and puts Jade in the center of the ring. She goes off to climb a turnbuckle�?Sapphire already on another. They stand on different ends across the ring. Jade is at an angle for Sapphire�? But its ok she jumps off and titls her body RVD style for a Frog-splashon Jade‘s stomach. !!
Joey: Here comes Alia now!!
Alia jumps off and does the same with her own Frog Splash!! On Jade‘s other half across Jade‘s chest. !!!
Trunks: You see that? How she hit it perfectly with out hitting Sapphire�?
“Eddie�?chants get louder across the arena. Sapphire and Alia are apparently on top of Jade. �?1.�?.�?!!!
Joey: What the???
Trunks: What happen here???
*DING-DING*…the ref scratches his head a little. Sapphire and Alia stand with their hands raised in victory. Crowd is going wild but no one knows who won�?both girls claim they beat the other several times. The ref calls the ring announcer�?its set�?
“Ladies and gentlemen, your winner--sss, Sapphire and Alia Starr!!!�?
Joey: So only Jade is the loser in his match?
Trunks: Yeah…haha.
Sapphire and Alia stare each other down claiming they should of won but Eddie chants grow louder. They put their differences aside as “Viva la Raza�?blared through the speakers.
Joey: They’ll settle it another day�?for now. They’ll take the joint victory.
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Morgan gets a clean pin over Riot in the end. BTW That match owned all you fuckers, too bad you missed it. MORGAN IS AWESOME! AND HAWT! |
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(And we’re at ringside for the Main Event of the evening.)
Joey: Welcome back to ringside, fans! We’re just about ready to begin our Main Event of the evening!
(I just said that!)
Trunks: Yeah, and it should be pretty cool. Any match with Cross and Mitchell in it tends to be. Lesmond rules a good bit of ass from what I’ve seen, too.
Joey: Well, this *is* a two-sided match, Trunks. Don’t forget Ryan Cain, William Rodney Mercy, and John Mage.
Trunks: Why not?
Joey: �?Because they’re pretty damn good.
Trunks: And where’s your evidence?
Joey: �?In the fact that they’re wrestling in the Main Event.
Trunks: Well I don’t see any of them wearing any gold.
Joey: You’re such an ass.
Trunks: Your mom’s an ass.
Joey: Some things never change, I suppose.
Trunks: Yeah, like the fact that you’ve always been a homosexual.
Joey: TO THE ACTION!
Trunks: The match hasn’t even started yet.
Joey: I know, just shut up.
(Ryan Cain, William Rodney Mercy, and John Mage are already in the ring, Ryan and WRM limbering up a bit while Mage just stands there�?all of them keeping their eyes on the opposition �?Cross, Jacob Mitchell, and Lesmond �?standing just beyond the ropes, outside the ring. Cross slides under the bottom rope while Mitchell and Lesmond both climb onto the apron and step through the ropes, into the ring. All six men are in the ring now, and the referee is right in the middle, holding order until he calls for the bell. There’s lots of verbal shit being thrown back and forth in there right now�?while John Mage just stands by the side of his teammates, waiting for a time to strike. And the ironic thing is, the first to throw a punch�?is the one person not talking trash. Mage suddenly springs forward and connects with a solid right hand to the chin of Lesmond! Lesmond is immediately reeled, and Cross grabs Mage by the hair, only to be cut off by WRM. Mage and Lesmond are going at it, WRM and Cross are going at it, and Ryan and Mitchell are quick to follow suit. The referee ducks and covers, fleeing from the mass of carnage as he calls for the bell.
*DING DING!*)
Joey: AND HERE WE GO!
Trunks: This match just started, and already that referee has lost control!
(Mage backs Lesmond up to a corner, Cross gets the advantage on WRM and gets him to another corner, and Ryan and Mitchell are just trading shots in the middle of the ring. Lesmond blocks a punch from Mage and hits one of his own. Mage is staggered back against the ropes, Lesmond steps out of the corner�?CACTUS CLOTHESLINE! Both men go over the top, to the floor. Cross swings at Mercy, who ducks, and quickly jumps over the top rope, reaching into the ring as he falls toward the floor and grabbing the head of Cross for an inverted neck snap across the top rope! “Ohhh!!!�?Cross is down and he rolls to the apron, leaving Mitchell and Ryan as the first two *official* men in the match.)
Trunks: Finally we have some order.
Joey: Yeah, and it’s showing Ryan Cain with the advantage!
Trunks: It won’t last!
(Ryan gets a chop to the chest of Jacob Mitchell before whipping him off to the ropes. He charges in at the rebounding Mitchell and rolls forward, under a clothesline attempt. Mitchell hits the ropes again, and Ryan charges, once more, but Mitchell has presence of mind to turn himself and use his right hand to push Ryan on the back. Mitchell has stopped his momentum and increased Ryan’s all at once, sending Ryan into the ropes. Ryan comes back and Mitchell lowers the head and ELEVATES Ryan�?but Ryan flips out of it, landing on his feet facing Mitchell from behind. Ryan with a waistlock and charges Mitchell into the ropes. Mitchell holds on to the top rope and Ryan rolls backwards, away from him. Ryan gets back to his feet against the ropes, with each arm stretched out to either side of him across the ropes, kinda holding himself up. Mitchell turns and charges all the way across the ring, and Ryan lifts his feet up into a hurricanrana position. He pushes himself off the ropes, but Mitchell uses his strength to lift Ryan all the way onto his shoulder�?and then pushes Ryan off of him. Ryan performs a full backflip and lands on his feet. Mitchell quickly charges for a clothesline, but Ryan goes all Matrix style and Mitchell misses. Both men back up and Ryan takes Mitchell over with a deep arm drag. Both up again, and Mitchell gets an arm drag of his own. Up again and Mitchell charges. Ryan hits the splits, ducking down, ala RVD, causing Mitchell to go right over him, once more. Mitchell hits the ropes, comes back�?right into a monkey flip! MITCHELL LANDS ON HIS FEET! Ryan nips up, Mitchell turns, STAND OFF! The fans applaud loudly in appreciation for this show of equal athleticism.)
Trunks: Jeez Louise!!
Joey: Yeah! What you said!
(Ryan takes a little bow and Mitchell smirks arrogantly�?before reaching out and making the tag to Lesmond. Ryan, on the other hand, is not finished, watching as Lesmond and Mitchell trade places. Lesmond and Ryan measure each other up�?before cautiously stepping toward one another. Ryan lifts a hand up in the air, gesturing for a test of strength type thing. Lesmond takes that hand, and Ryan lifts his other one up. Lesmond slowly takes that one as well- GUT KICK! Ryan is bent in half by Lesmond’s boot and a slightly underhanded advantage. Lesmond pushes Ryan back to the ropes and whips him off. Ryan performs a front handspring, bouncing his legs off the top rope- NO! Cross catches Ryan’s feet and holds him there against the ropes upside down! The referee moves to top this, and starts in with the five-count. But five seconds are far more than enough�?for Lesmond to have time to charge in and get a basement dropkick to Ryan Cain’s face! Ryan is released by Cross at the three-count, and the referee can’t do anything about it. Ryan collapses to the canvas and Lesmond is on for a cover that gets a two-count. Lesmond with the pick-up and he whips Ryan off to the ropes�?but Ryan springs up to the middle rope, ala the Lionsault, and Mercy makes the blind tag! Lesmond doesn’t see this as Ryan springs backwards with a moonsault�?which Lesmond manages to catch. All this happens in a matter of about one second, and now Lesmond has Ryan posted on his shoulder for perhaps a running powerslam�?BUT HERE COMES MERCY, WHO IS NOW THE LEGAL MAN! He springboards off the top rope and dropkicks Ryan in the back, sending Lesmond to the canvas with Ryan Cain crashing down on top of him!)
Joey: Finally these two are in the ring with one another in official competition!
(But the momentum from that dropkick sends Lesmond rolling all the way across the ring�?right into a forced tag from Cross before WRM can stop it!)
Trunks: Don’t speak so soon, Joey!
(Cross steps into the ring and WRM doesn’t look happy�?but he doesn’t like Cross too much either, so this is an opportunity to give a good pounding to an enemy. They square up, getting a nice feel for one another before even making first contact. And here we go. Cross and WRM both step forward into a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Cross latches on for the side headlock, and WRM pulls him back to the ropes and sends him off- no! Cross is too strong and just holds on, cinching the lock in tighter, really cranking back on it! Mercy’s face is turning pretty red as he pulls Cross back to the ropes again and attempts the same move, but again, Cross just holds on! WRM, although his face is buried in Cross�?armpit area, is clearly growing frustrated with this. He pulls Cross back again now, this time toward a corner of the ring�?and steps up onto the middle turnbuckle. He tries to flip out of it�?but Cross just uses the momentum to get a HARD headlock takeover, slamming WRM into the canvas. But this puts WRM in a better position than he had been in before, and he quickly pops up out of the lock, getting to his feet and shaking it off. He turns just in time to be FLOORED by a clothesline from Cross! Cross falls on for the pin attempt and gets two. Cross up and gets the pick-up on WRM. Cross sends WRM toward the ropes, but WRM reverses it, sending Cross in. Cross rebounds�?right into a drop toehold from William Rodney Mercy! Cross really bashes his face against the canvas, rolling onto his back�?just in time to get a backflip legdrop, catching Mercy’s shin across his throat.)
Joey: The action just doesn’t stop!
Trunks: Yeah, like your mom’s bedroom and stuff.
Joey: My goodness, so innovative, Trunks. Where do you find the time to come up with it all?!?
Trunks: I have my ways, Joey.
Joey: I was mocking you, Trunks.
Trunks: Your mom was mocking me.
Joey: �?
Trunks: YOU TRICKSTER!
(WRM climbs on for the cover and gets a two-count before Cross kicks out of it. WRM gets the pick-up this time and sends Cross into the corner where Mage and Ryan are standing. Mercy charges in for a STINGER SPLASH! CONNECTS! WRM reaches out and makes the tag to John Mage, who quickly steps into the ring.)
Joey: �?What are they doing?
(WRM holds Cross near the corner while Mage charges across the ring and hits the ropes. Mage rebounds�?WRM whips Cross toward him�?SPEAR! Cross is about broken in half by the spear from John Mage! WRM steps out and Mage is on for the cover, which gets two before Mitchell is in for the save. Mage is momentarily distracted by Mitchell, before getting the pick-up on Cross. The extra time is enough to give Cross a second wind, and he breaks free of Mage’s grasp. He whips Mage off, but Mage reverses- no, Cross reverses Mage’s reversal, pulls Mage in, BLACK HOLE SLAM!!! Mage is now a watermark on the mat of the ring! Cross with the cover and gets two before Ryan Cain slingshots himself over the top rope with a corkscrew splash to break it up. Ryan is stepping out of the ring and Cross gives him a little shove, sending him out to the floor. WRM takes exception and reaches into the ring, looking to connect with a right hand, which Cross dodges. The referee moves to reprimand WRM for the attempt, and Cross is laughing�?and he laughs his way right into a schoolboy from John Mage! The referee’s back is turned!)
Joey: OH COME ON! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
(The referee turns around and finally gets into position to start the count, but there’s only a two before Cross makes the prompt kickout. Mage with the pick-up and gets some right hands to the face of Cross, forcing him back into the corner. He whips the larger man off and send him into the opposite buckles. Cross is plastered against the turnbuckles and Mage charges in�?jumps up onto the middle of the top rope all in one leap, and then springboards up, toward Cross, turns 360 degrees, coming all the way back around for a HURRICAN- POWERBOMB! Cross reverses the amazing athleticism right into a YANKING powerbomb! Cross with the cover�?feet on the middle rope! One�?two�?
Joey: LOOK AT THAT!
Trunks: At what?
(�?kickout!)
Joey: The feet were on the ropes!
Trunks: Eh, I’m not so sure about that. But even if they were, he kicked out, didn’t he?
Joey: It’s the principle!
Trunks: Principle shminciple.
Joey: Ugh!
(Cross isn’t too happy now, urging the referee to give a faster count as he gets the pick-up on Mage. He forces Mage back to the corner where Mitchell and Lesmond are waiting. He gives Mage two stiff shots to the face before tagging out to Jacob Mitchell. Mitchell steps in and double whip Mage into the opposite corner�?which may not have been too smart, since that’s where Ryan and WRM are standing. Lesmond steps into the ring now as well, and the referee is losing control all over again! Mitchell and Cross both whip Lesmond out of the corner, just as they had done Mage. WRM and Ryan step up onto the middle rope, anticipating Lesmond’s attack on Mage�?but Lesmond jumps up into the air, and hits dual dropkicks, one for Ryan and one for Mercy, on the two of them, sending them to the floor! Lesmond quickly rolls away, just in time for Mitchell to Avalanche Mage in the corner�?and then for Cross to Avalanche them both, causing Mage to completely disappear from our view for a split second!)
Trunks: What a move! What a team!
Joey: Now it’s three on one!
(Mage is still in the corner and Mitchell steps up onto the middle turnbuckle, grabbing Mage’s head and monkey flipping him out of the corner! Mage flies out of the corner�?right onto the shoulders of Cross! HURRICANRANA! Cross is flipped onto his back and Mage is back up to his feet. Lesmond stalks up to Mage�?only to get a forward rolling kick to the face! Lesmond is sent all the way across the ring by the impact! Here comes Mitchell, and Mage charges in at him, interlocking arms with Mitchell and swinging them both around, like that square dancing thing, but Mage swings around with his feet in the air. Mage comes back down to his feet, turns it, SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Here comes Cross, and he gets a dropkick to the chest!)
Joey: Mage is on fire in there!
(Mage up again�?here comes Lesmond�?and Mage lifts him up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry!)
Joey: Lesmond felt this same move last week!
Trunks: He’ll fight out of it!
(Mage sets�?tosses Lesmond’s legs forward and�?THE PRODIGAL DROP! MAGE HITS THE SCHISM ON LESMOND, BUT JACOB MITCHELL SNUCK IN HIS OWN FINISHER ON THE WAY DOWN! “Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!�?Lesmond and John Mage are both down in the center of the ring�?Mitchell up to make the cover�?ROD-EFFECT!!! WRM takes Mitchell down face-first with the Rod-Effect out of nowhere!)
Trunks: Where did he come from?!?
(Mercy is up�?and he turns to make the co- KICK TO THE GUT! Cross hooks Mercy up, lifts him into the air�?EDGECRUSHER! Cross is up�?ZERO SUPERKICK!!!)
Joey: OH MY GOD!!!
Trunks: Did you hear that?!?
(Cross drops like a ton of bricks! Ryan turns RIGHT INTO THE SEX FACTOR FROM LESMOND!!! It was a desperation move on the part of Lesmond, and now everyone is down! Lesmond is the least weary at this point, however, and while it may take him a good fifteen seconds to get there�?he drapes an arm across the chest of John Mage! One�?two�?thr- SHOULDER UP! Mercy rolls over onto Jacob Mitchell and gets one�?gets two�?gets thr- SHOULDER UP!!! Cross and Ryan both have the same thought at the same time, and just drape an arm over the chest of one another! ONE�?TWO�?THRRRRRRRE- BOTH MEN SHOOT THEIR SHOULDERS OFF THE CANVAS, SIMULTANEOUSLY!!! Mitchell is up to his feet�?and so is John Mage! Mitchell charges in�?Mage drops down, taking the top rope with him and sending Mitchell over the top, to the floor! Everyone is starting to stir, but Mage is the only one on his feet! He watches Mitchell on the outside�?before charging across the ring and springing off the ropes. Mitchell is up now�?and just as he turns to face the ring again, Mage leaps up onto the top rope, pivots 180 degrees, and MOONSAULTS FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE TOP ROPE, RIGHT ONTO JACOB MITCHELL, AND BOTH MEN CRASH TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!)
Joey: MY GOD!!!
Trunks: Jesus!
(WRM is next to his feet, and he sees the two men on the outside, having seen what just happened. Mercy poises from all the way across the ring, and with no spring from the ropes, he charges across and leaps into a NO HANDS FLIPPING PLANCHA, CRASHING DOWN ON BOTH MEN!!! All of them fall to the cement floor outside!)
Trunks: This is anarchy!
Joey: It sure as hell is!
(Finally, after having hit that Sex Factor on Ryan Cain, Lesmond struggles up to his feet via the ropes. He’s on the same side everyone else is, facing the entryway. He looks to both sides of the crowd, and then to the three men on the outside, who are just making it to their feet�?and then hoists himself up to the top rope, springboards�?RIGHT INTO A SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE! HE TAKES OUT ALL THREE MEN AT ONCE, AND THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING LOOKS LIKE A DEMOLITION AREA!)
Joey: How much longer is this match going to last?!?
Trunks: I don’t want it to end!
(Ryan FOCKin Cain is to his feet now, and the noise of the fans only grows when they see him, knowing he has something planned, never one to be outdone! Ryan looks to the four men �?Jacob Mitchell, John Mage, William Rodney Mercy, and Lesmond �?on the outside of the ring�?and then heads to the corner and starts climbing! He’s on the top turnbuckle�?he’s perched�?he’s ready to leap! BUT CROSS ISN’T READY TO LET HIM! CROTCH’D!!! Cross knocked Ryan’s feet out from under him, giving him a nice seat straddling the top turnbuckle, and now he’s climbing up behind Ryan! He stands Ryan up on the top rope, and Cross is on the top rope as well! Cross as a rear waistlock on Ryan!)
Trunks: A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP?!?
Joey: HE WON’T!
(Ryan won’t give him the chance! Ryan throws an elbow to Cross�?face! Another! A third! The referee is distracted when Mitchell snaps a steel chair shut on the outside of the ring�?AND RYAN LIFTS HIS LEG UP FOR A LOW BLOW ON CROSS!)
Trunks: HEY!
Joey: All’s fair in love and war! Mostly war!
Trunks: How did he keep his balance?!?
Joey: Cross or Ryan?!?
(Cross now plummets to the canvas below, lain prone!)
Trunks: Not Cross!
(Ryan is still on the top rope with his back to the ring�?he perches�?gains his composure�?THE TWEEK! RYAN HITS HIS IMPLODING STAR PRESS PERFECTLY AND HOOKS THE LEG! The referee, hearing the impact, turns around! One…Two...Ryan is pulled out of the ring to the floor by Lesmond, just as Jacob Mitchell busts a chair across Mage's face. At the same time Lesmond gets cracked across the back of the head with the ring bell by WRM.
*DING DING!*)
Joey: THE BELL RANG!?!?
Trunks: BAH!
The ref is flailing his arms around in the ring. Jacob slides back into the ring checking on Cross. "Ladies and gentlemen this match has been ruled as a double disqualification!!"
(WRM grabs Mitchell and yanks him back out of the ring, and Ryan exhaustedly pulls himself up to his feet and rolls into the ring, he gets up to his feet looking out at the fights on the floor. He turns�?and finds himself face to mask with Aku no Kaze!!! Ryan jumps back momentarily�?and then his expression changes to one of “FOCK THIS SHIT!�?and he throws a right hand to the jaw of Aku no Kaze! Aku fires back! Ryan whips Aku off to the ropes, and Aku soars into the air, bringing Ryan down with a beautifully graceful flying forearm shot! Mitchell rolls Mage back into the ring and he still has the chair in his hands! He helps Cross to his feet and Mage is busted open here! The two men are set to double team John Mage! WRM is battling Lesmond on the outside! All hell has broken loose! Aku gets the pick-up on Ryan Cain and shoves him into the corner. Right hands from Aku no Kaze! Ryan battles back, blocking a right hand and pulling Aku into the corner before giving him some rights of his own! WRM whips Lesmond into the guardrail with a loud crash! He stalks up to him�?and Lesmond gets a boot to the gut, before smashing WRM’s head into the rail! Mitchell tosses the steel chair to Cross and holds Mage down on his knees! Aku and Ryan are still trading right hands! WRM and Lesmond are both staggering toward the entryway�?and Cross raises the chair high above his head! TACKLED! W2K security tackles Cross to the ground and Mitchell releases Mage! On the outside, about five guards are holding back WRM and five others are doing the same to Lesmond! A shitload of guards are holding Cross in the corner, and several do the same to Jacob Mitchell. The blood of John Mage is staining the canvas of the ring while he lies there�?and finally, Ryan Cain and Television Champion Aku no Kaze are torn apart!)
Joey: MY GOD! MY GOD!
Trunks: LET THEM ALL GO!!!
(Guards are doing their damnedest to hold WRM and Lesmond back, away from one another outside the ring, in the aisle. Cross, Mitchell, Aku, and Ryan are all struggling to break free of the guards�?grasp, and John Mage is still laid out and bleeding from the forehead in the center of the ring. And this �?the ocean of security guards struggling to hold back seven W2K Superstars �?is our final shot�?before we fade to black.) |
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