After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is
still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush
a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was
still in the game.
Bush opened the letter, and it appeared to contain a
single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he sent it to Dick Cheney.
The VP and his aides had no clue either but the
aids got more experience treating heart attacks,
so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI
so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
There last hope in the States was Hillary
but even wonder woman could not figure it out.
But she did think it was a Republican plot to show
everybody how really stupid she really is.
With no clue as to its meaning,
they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House
with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."