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I see over in the UK they are about to pass a bill whereby human embryo can be 1% animal: Say a duck or goose, pig, cow... rabbit, would be another ... The leader of the opposition stood up as the honerable member for the other side, finished his proposal, smirked at Mr Speaker and stated to all and sundry: "Who is my brother? or Sister....? pretty soon... I mean You'll wanna know... heh before one gets into a relationship... like: are you one hundred percent human? One percent goat... Oh Shish! No... afraid not... I know.. its only one percent but I can't get over it... the first time you forget and let out a bleat... I'll die... I just know I will.... The house was in an uproar... there were caws, neys and chirupts, bleats; sheep baas.. cowmoos somewhere a Lion roared, Uh about one percent of the total hul-a-bal-oo... on which, the oppo ... called for a vote of no convidence... and every one said to hell with it, it's too near spring and went home.
Meanwhile theres a satelite out there somewhere taking a boo at Jupitor... something help it, if we ever land on there... It appears that Mars is fated to be: anything but this plain old human and dirt, hey? Never good enough for Splendid Brains... so the talk goes, down among the bottom feeders... slowly slipping, like the pymies and the must ox and polar bears, down the drain.
As the climate changes, research will be turning to gills on lungs... and flippers grafted onto ankle bones it has been suggest in some medical circles: "Those further out on the fringes" was suggest by one old staid doc... or maybe if it gets wet enough we can be fifty percent salmon....?
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