A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering,"' whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady
who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."