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Important Announcement

The MSN Groups service will close in February 2009. You can move your group to Multiply, MSN’s partner for online groups. Learn More

Warning...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,
parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious
when offered a drink from any woman. Many females
use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps
and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual
predators at parties and bars to persuade their male
victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman
needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of
Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings
attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several beers, men will often succumb to the
desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom
they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy
memories of exactly what happened to them the night
before, often with just a vague feeling that
"something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled
out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam
known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the
female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of
servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after
beer is administered and sex is offered by the
predatory females.

Please! Forward alert every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women
administering it, there are male support groups
where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly victimized men. For the
support group nearest you, just look up "Golf
Courses" or "Pubs" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these
questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be
a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include...

dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions
of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire
to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,

Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister

At a cocktail party, a man gets totally plastered, goes up to the host and says, "Excuse me, but do lemons have feathers?" in a slurred voice.

"I beg your pardon?" says the host.

The drunk asks again: "Do lemons have feathers?" as he struggles to hold his balance.

A rather bemused host says, "No, I don't think so."

The drunk looks sheepish then says: "Oopsie."

"What?" asks the host.

And the drunk: "I think I've just squeezed your canary into my drink."

Important Announcement The MSN Groups service will close in February 2009. You can move your group to Multiply, MSN’s partner for online groups. Learn More
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