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| | 1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. | | 2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. | | 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. | | 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play. | | 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. | | 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. | | 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers. | | 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason. | | 9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection. | | 10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course. | | 11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case. | | 12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole. | | 13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine. | | 14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request. | | 15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. | | | |
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Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players: "They throw their clubs backwards and sideways, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you, so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it. "
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"Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet." Tommy Bolt: |
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"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." Jimmy Demaret |
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"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball" Jack Lemmon: |
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"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." Lee Trevino
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Unknown--Regarding Tiger Woods: "Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour."
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"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five." John Updike |
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"Silk Stockings" TV Show: "The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the sa me people w ho gave us bag pipes and called it music."
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"I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope, that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose." Gerald Ford:
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"The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows." P.G. Wodehouse: |
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"If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him." Bob Hope: |
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"In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base." Ken Harrelson:
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"The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life." Chi Chi Rodriguez: |
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"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye." Chi Chi Rodriguez: |
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Tommy Bolt, toward the end of one of his infamous high-volume, temperamental, club-throwing rounds, asked his caddie for a club recommendation for a shot of about 155 yards. His caddie said: "I'd say either a 3-iron or a wedge, sir." "A 3- iron or a wedge?" asked Bolt. "What kind of stupid, #*!~%^* choice is that?" "Those are the only two clubs you have left in your bag, sir." said the caddie |
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