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Dr. Seymon Fraud Doctor of Problematic Physiatrics ...No Appointment Necessary... Leave a description of your problem and the doctor will respond, as soon as he is released from re-hab. |
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Seymon.....get back in here...you little devil....  |
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Dr. Fraud, please help me, and me, and me, and me, and , me   |
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Just for you my darling....lol |
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Dr. Fraud.....i have found out recently that i am someone's girlfriend, and i haven't heard from him since. Should i go ahead and buy my wedding gown? |
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dear Dr. Fraud.........in reading your articles.....I have come to the conclusion that you are the only person to help me with this problem. Yes.....you are f.......up...but that gives me more confidence in your ability to help me. It's with my dog. She is a Schnauzer, terrier mix, and just is very angry with me. I left for Thanksgiving, with her in good care, and now she hates my guts. I have tried the butt whacking experience, but then she just bites me. What is one to do? I know you normally deal with aberrant human behaviour, but do you think I should take her to a shrink? Or just talk to you about some perhaps psychosomatic problem I have dealing with a simple situation. Yes.....my hair is blond. But there is a bit of red in there somewhere. Eagerly awaiting your reply. deborah. (perhaps I should change my name after this..............) |
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Dr. Fraud, I have a confession ... I am totally tied up and turned on by a digital hunk. Every secret button pushed. Doors open I never knew where there. One look and I am I am spoiled and throwing rocks at all the other handsome buffed nuts.. who aren't wearing black strap accessories. There is just one problem now ,............how can I wiggle my way out of these dog harnesses ? Unruly Orange who just found this board and your office again, by accident!, or primal drive. |
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| dear Dr. Fraud.........in reading your articles.....I have come to the conclusion that you are the only person to help me with this problem. Yes.....you are f.......up...but that gives me more confidence in your ability to help me. It's with my dog. She is a Schnauzer, terrier mix, and just is very angry with me. I left for Thanksgiving, with her in good care, and now she hates my guts. I have tried the butt whacking experience, but then she just bites me. What is one to do? I know you normally deal with aberrant human behaviour, but do you think I should take her to a shrink? Or just talk to you about some perhaps psychosomatic problem I have dealing with a simple situation. Yes.....my hair is blond. But there is a bit of red in there somewhere. Eagerly awaiting your reply. deborah. (perhaps I should change my name after this..............) | Dear Deborah I don't think this is so much about the dog, as it is a secret fantasy. We need to look into this in depth. Maybe some role play, to get to the root of the problem. I am booked solid for the next several weeks, but if you have an opening, I would be glad to see you after hours. Sincerely Dr. Seymon Fraud p.s. Bring a leash and a rolled up piece of newspaper. |
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Dr. Fraud, I have a confession ... I am totally tied up and turned on by a digital hunk. Every secret button pushed. Doors open I never knew where there. One look and I am I am spoiled and throwing rocks at all the other handsome buffed nuts.. who aren't wearing black strap accessories. There is just one problem now ,............how can I wiggle my way out of these dog harnesses ? Unruly Orange who just found this board and your office again, by accident!, or primal drive. Dear Orange A digital hunk and he knows about the the secret button. ... Hmmm. That is no easy task. Most men can only locate the button with extensive research and then are not really sure, when to activate it. As for the dog harnesses, I do make house calls and will be glad to give this my immediate attention. Sincerely Dr. Seymon Fraud | |
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StandardArtifact2 Every secret button pushed. Doors open I never knew where there. |
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Please, Keep it up Dr.Fraud. You are worth every dime of It. I 'm beginning to feel like a motel. ...one door after another. I even like the one that slams against my auss*. Orange |
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Dear Dr. Fraud, I thought I had so many friends at WSAM. But first thing they did was start RUMOURS about my boobs when I was offline for a few days. I'm just in the cups over this, I mean, who would've thought that Goth or PK would participate? I would have expected them to NIP it in the bud, especially Trinity! And over in the corner? There's Bob and Captain Gonzo havin a hooter and holler over the whole thing. And don't even get me started on Switch and Pattie...I counted on them for extra support! What shall I do? Spirits sagging... NCH Dear NCH (quote) I counted on them for extra support! My dear if you need support there is underclothing made especially for ladies, who have had enhancement surgery. Not saying you have, but without an examination, I have no way of knowing for sure. Unless you work at the "Chicken Ranch" you will have to undergo training to wear this bra. I will be available after hours to help you thru this transition Sincerely Dr. Seymon Fraud p.s. I have very large hands |
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Dear Dr. Fraud, I'm new here, but from what I have seen, you are very open to the unexpected and even bizarre. I have a dilemma that seems to fit your expertise. See... I'm pagan, and due to this, I like to remove all my clothing on a warm summer night and go out into the yard and become one with mother nature. The problem I'm having is that the solitude of my invigorating practices keep getting interrupted by every tom, dick, and harry in my neighborhood. I enjoy my freedom and would hate to have to give it up due to this inconvenience. Do you have any suggestions??? Respectfully, Dumbfounded Nature Lover |
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Dear Dr. Fraud, I'm new here, but from what I have seen, you are very open to the unexpected and even bizarre. I have a dilemma that seems to fit your expertise. See... I'm pagan, and due to this, I like to remove all my clothing on a warm summer night and go out into the yard and become one with mother nature. The problem I'm having is that the solitude of my invigorating practices keep getting interrupted by every tom, dick, and harry in my neighborhood. I enjoy my freedom and would hate to have to give it up due to this inconvenience. Do you have any suggestions??? Respectfully, Dumbfounded Nature Lover Dear Nature Lover You say .. that when you are out in the yard naked, these 3 men keep interrupting you? Depending on how well you know them, maybe you should invite them to join you in the natural state. It may prove to be a very satisfying experience and if not, slip inside your house, call the police and report 3 naked men in your yard. Sincerely Dr. Seymon Fraud p.s. What time do you usually commune with nature and is your house the one with the blue Lexius parked in the driveway ? |
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