Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

Men's restroom, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.

To do is to be. (Descartes) To be is to do. (Voltaire) Do be do be do. (Frank Sinatra)
Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Ariz.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Ariz.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both - get married!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Mont.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, N.Y.

A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.   had to put it in again.  LOL!

JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
Men's restroom, American University, Washington, D.C.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C.

Express Lane: Five beers or less. Sign over one of the urinals.
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Ariz.

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,Calif.

No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,Calif.

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Ky.