In keeping with political correctness and company policy Jesus will not be invited to the Christmas Party this year.
Last year he violated standard red dress code regulations and displays radical piercing.
Was caught swinging from a five hundred pound tree star.
He got on a power trip and made distasteful remarks at the world marketing table.
Like King Kong, last year he broke under his Santa duties, took all the Prozac and scaled the skyscraper size $$$$$$ glitter tree to escape the frenzied shoppers and cold hungry masses.
For those of your who resent forfeiting your childhood baby Jesus story, nativity treasures, wrongful memories of joy and peace on earth because of __he who must not be named............ ,
YOU can still have that fat happy Santa with the fast red slay and all those treats and toys.
PS... . No Ho Ho Hoing around the children. What would THEY think?
Say HUH?