All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all

who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving

 One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told

him of a swami inTibet who could get rid of the screw

for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his

life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.

After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came

upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why

he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower

of the monastery and the following day when he
awoke, the screw would have been removed.

 The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep.

During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in

an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden screwdriver.

In just moments, the screw-driver removed the screw and

disappeared out of the window.

 Then next morning when the man woke, he saw the

golden screw lying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down,

he felt his navel, and there was no screw there!

 Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, but in seconds, his butt fell off!

 The moral to this is "don't screw around with things you don't
understand or you'll lose your ass".