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alright.. i've given into peer pressure.. ok, so it wasn't peer pressure, it was another type of pressure that will remain unknown to most .. but i was told to create a mailbox without being told in so many words.. so .. here it is.. the loverly (lovely) likle (little) letter box.. so have at it!

Good Morning

Just stopped by for my weekly bore the members of WSAM with the dreary details of the life and times of Fiona. I'll try to be brief. LOL

You know how they have these dreary little banquets to honor someone, when they get a promotion. You know those people would like the cost of that little dinner in their bank account, rather than sit around with a bunch of people who wish they were at home watching TV or getting drunk.

Last night, Miss Freebus was honored. What a stuffy old bitch. Not that she's that old, but did you ever know somebody in school that was a tattletale? My friend, who has worked for this company about 12 years, is Miss Feebus' favorite target. She's on her case constantly about one thing or another. She would get her fired if she could, but Faye is sleeping with the boss's son. Well, they put Faye in charge of the banquet and the catering. LOL!

Miss Freebus is constantly on a diet and eats cherry jello with practically every meal. I have nothing against cherry jello, but every meal? yuk. Anyway the catering company was instructed to make a large jello mold of the company emblem. As it happens, Faye has a smaller version of the mold for individual servings and she made Miss Freebus a special treat. It consisted of plain Knox gelatine and red food coloring. No flavoring at all.

She tried it out on me first. I went over to pick her up and she had the individual serving all molded up. It wa beautiful. A deep red and actually did look delicious. She'd kept some out for me to try. I took a big ole bite and about threw my toenails up. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow, but believe me, insert a cold mass of gelatinous glop into a mouth that was expecting sweets and the experience will gag you.

Everybody else had a slice of the beautifully molded company emblem served right there at their table. Everybody said it was the best jello, they'd ever tasted. Miss Freebus on the other hand, took a big bite and I saw her throat work like she was going to throw up. She managed about 3 bites, before heading to the ladies room. It was hilarious. Or maybe not. I guess you'd just have to have been there. LOL

Fiona

Here's some friendship and hugs for a wonderful Tuesday... Find someone and share a smile

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Wishing you a happy Easter.....

Happy Monday!

I hope you had an awesome Easter weekend, and I hope this week is a good one for you.

Hugs!

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The tribute section for Jeen Lilly can be view at the bottom of the following page. Follow the link. There are several pages. If any of you have signature tags given or prepared for you by her, I would appreciate you dropping them in my mailbox. I am preparing a page with her art work to be added. If you have any further comments, please leave them there also. They will be added.

this is a signature made and given to me by Jeen Lilly.

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Hope you are having a great weekend.

Hope you're having a great week-end

The Golden Screw

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button.

In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother

that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was

stuck with it.

All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all

who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving

his house and thus never made any friends.

One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told

him of a swami inTibet who could get rid of the screw

for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his

life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.

After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came

upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why

he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower

of the monastery and the following day when he
awoke, the screw would have been removed.

The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep.

During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in

an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden screwdriver.

In just moments, the screw-driver removed the screw and

disappeared out of the window.

Then next morning when the man woke, he saw the

golden screw lying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down,

he felt his navel, and there was no screw there!

Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, but in seconds, his butt fell off!

The moral to this is "don't screw around with things you don't
understand or you'll lose your ass".

Hope you're having a great week-end!

No screwing around, now! LOL

Didn't get to deliver my christmas greetings, because of MSN, but hope you had a great christmas!

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