There once was a gal name of Dix,

who used to get totally blitzed.

She would dance on bar tables,

was always ready and able,

and passed out eating a Twix!

There once was a girl called Cara

who would did not live in a borough

She liked to weave and dance

and to jump and prance

on the sunny shores of Scarborough.

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There once was a lass called Fluff

who soon thought she'd had enough

but light shone upon her,

she was no longer a gonner

and life wasnt as half as tough.

 

thats pretty pants, Im sorry lol

there was an old man named mikhail

who sharpened his wit for a while

but when twlight was done

he's wont to have fun

putting his with in a pile