In August, he smiled at the memory of 65 Decembers and promptly stopped shaving. The ruddy complexion, jovial disposition and expanded waistline were already his by rite of genes, a penchant for English ale and a passion for bulked-up curries. Throughout September, October, November and into December, the beard became luxurious with the look and texture of cotton wool, showing every variant from peppered grey thru' cumulus white. Flair with a tenon-saw produced a serviceable sleigh, and a hard-won pension provided a sack-full of presents, brand new wellies, and a funny red suit and hat. Although they wouldn't keep their antlers on, two Great Danes made competent stand-in reindeer, and his Grandchildren, who were taller than Munchkins, though smaller than Umpa-Lumpas, made charming, mischevious Elves but how to visit six billion people in just one night? |
Free Forum Hosting
Important Announcement
Prev Message
