Do you know Nod and Wink?
 A shifty pair who graft and cheat
  
 Brown envelopes are their calling card
 Stuffed with cash or big fat cheques
 Just enough so you will not forget
 (nod nod wink wink)
  
 In every village and every town
 Nod and Wink can be found
 In the Commons or the Lords
 Nod and Wink lay out their stalls
  
 Fot "this" and "that" a price is found
 When Nod and Wink are around
 You want a tank? or a battle ship?
 Nod and Wink can supply it
 Greasy palms and grubby hands
 Thieving stealing grabbing gits
 Nod and Wink are the masters of it
  
 Peter Wicks 2007