last night I had big ideas of what we could do together I bathed and groomed I even perfumed to look my best for you you bathed in fragrant bubbles you scrubbed yourself real clean the fancy nightie you put on was a real skimpy see through you wanted to see me do the things I used to do the bedroom was warm and cozy and when you came through the door you stood there in amazement when all you could hear was my snore...