The Happy Clappy Fatty Latte
Starbucks frustrates me �BR>“Do you want soy?�BR>So many questions,
Just to annoy.
Three billion questions
And three billion names.
A completely new language �
And they never explain!
“Is it a mocca or chocca?�BR>I just want a coffee!
“Half fat or full cream?�BR>Just give me damn coffee!!!!!!!!!
Next time I’ll ask for,
(To mess with their brain)
“A happy clappy fatty latte�BR>…And refuse to explain!
23/10/08
(Jen's Bubbly Challenge)