*Not that kind of S T A R .? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that when one takes a first look at Lola Star, they automatically assume she's a porn star? Oh, it must be her signature name, especially the fact that there's a 'star' in it. Or maybe because she's a luscious big breasted blonde who's known for sucking more than she can chew. Either way, Lola's getting more action in an hour than you do on a regular basis. She's not that kind of star, but she is a star in her own right. She's the girl any woman would give their left silicone filled tit to be because she's so damn successful in what she does. She has the most amazing, filthy rich friends in Hollywood. She gets ALL the guys and she's just that much better than you are. Lola is HOLLYWOOD. And that's exactly why she's going to be TNT's top diva. After wrestling in IRX, Lola took a short leave of absence only to return to wrestling and what better fed than Total Nonstop Talent? There were a few diva's who's teeth Lola would love to kick in and she was going to get her wish on Revelation. When you look at the other women in the company, you see bland, ugly women with no talent since they are just starting off at the heel of the wrestling business. Okay, some of them MIGHT be moderately good looking but they stand no where near Lola. Seeing someone like Melanie Thomas on the top would be more unsettling than anything. How could a woman so naive be looked upon as greatness? Tenshi was too much of a good two shoes. And Kayden Cooper seemed like the regular old slut next door who couldn't make it in the porn industry because she was too fat. Louise was your average bitch with a slutty undertone but she wasn't convincing anyone. They were just imbeciles waiting on the sidetracks to find a woman who was legitamite enough to pounce on so that they could try to attain some sort of fame and draw attention to themselves. Of course, how could you expect anything from these low class women who'd love to sell themselves short at any opportunity they get? But what these bottom feeding slugs failed to realize was that Lola wasn't going to let them get her. She was going to rise to the top alone and they would have no other choice but to watch her for she was the only woman on the roster worth such a thing. Since Lola was rolling in the city, paparazzi flocked like birds to the south to catch their 'main attraction'. We all know the paparazzi drops anything to find Lola Star because she's bigger news than Paris Hilton's vagina on display, no offense. Once they stop stalking Lindsay Lohan at a shopping mall when they heard that Lola was around the corner. Could you imagine how jealous Lindsay was when she heard that? A pink Lexus pulls up on the sidewalk next to a boutique and three women get out immediately. One whom we all know is Lola Star; the creme da la creme. She wears a hot pink leather skirt and a baby phat white tank top. Her tanned legs are adorned with Christian Louboutain pumps and she carries a pink lollipop with her. The two maids, I mean, other girls are Paris Hilton and her friend Kimberly Stewart. Who else would be following Lola around like two lost puppies. It doesn't matter what they wear because it's nothing compared to Lola's designer chic. The paparazzi keeps on snapping but Lola just ignores them and heads towards the high end store to do some shopping. εïз . Kimmy : So I heard you were friends with that bulimic whore Nicole Richie again. Does this mean you're going to have to leave us and hang out with her? Kimberly questions Paris hesitantly as soon as they walk into the store. Paris shoots a glance at Lola who she assumes isn't really paying much attention to them and then back at Kimberly with a smuge look on her face. εïз . Paris : Yes, Kimmy. I did make up with Nicole Richie but that's only because she threatened me. She said I was lazy and fake and then she came over to my house held up shots of my vagina in air and said she's going to sell them on the internet. Everyone in the store, including the cashier glares at Paris Hilton for giving out such secretive information, especially in a loud tone one would use to announce something. But we all know Paris is nothing but an attention whore and would fuck a hot dog if it meant that people took one single glance at her bottle blonde hair. Lola just laughs out loud at Paris and then advances towards her. εïз . Lola : How did she manage to get shots of your privates? C'mon, don't tell me you had lesbian sex with her because that would be just gross. Kimmy's jaw drops as she looks back at Paris. By sticking her finger down her throat, she indicates how disgusting that truly is. Lola smirks at Kimmy and then turns her attention back towards Paris awaiting a reasonable answer. εïз . Paris : No way! I had sex with Brandon Davis and let him take pictures of us having sex. Like that's going to justify anything. The girls look at each other and then back at Paris with an even worse expression than before. εïз . Lola : That's ten times worse than what we originally expected. Why'd you do him? Because he called Lindsay a firecrotch? Didn't you already learn your lesson with that other fag who sold your sex tape. I told you to never let a guy tape you having sex unless you can handle the aftermath. See, if it was me, I would have just autographed those pictures myself and sold them. But then again, who hasn't seen me naked. I'm a porn star, right? She winks and goes back to picking out new shoes to buy. Paris rolls her eyes knowing exactly what Lola meant when she said that. It's like they have psychic superwhore powers. εïз . Paris : Oh yeah, that lame ass loser thinks you're a porn star. Oh poor Louise. Paris places her arm on her chest and sighs. εïз . Lola : Exactly. We'll get to her later. I want to go somewhere fun now. Let's just get these things and leave. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They have now left the boutique and far gone, probably in a quiet neighbourhood where they spot two young men just relaxing by a pool. Lola licks her lips and approaches the two men. Pushing their door open without hesitation, she walks on in and starts to take her clothes off. One of them easily falls off his chair while the other looks on like a hungry dog from across the pool. She jumps into their pool with only a pink bikini on and then climbs out of it towards them. Paris and Kimmy follow in and sit by the guys. Lola sits on one of the guys laps and wraps her arms around his shoulders. εïз . Lola : I'm so wet, can you get me towel so I can dry myself? The guys nods and then gets up, letting her sit down on the chair. Kimmy grabs the other chair and Paris sits by poolside with her legs in it. Lola lays back in her chair and breaths a sigh of relief after letting out a long sexual moan. εïз . Lola : This is so relaxing. You guys are so amazing. How old are you, lovebird? There is pin drop silence for a while until the young man who's still down realizes that it's up to him to answer the question. He takes a long look at Lola, obviously fantasicing what it would be like to make love to her. Finding it hard to contain himself, he lets out a few jumbled up words before actually making sense out of himself. εïз . Chris : I'm Chris and I'm 24 and my friend Jason is 23. Uh.. You're.. you're Lola Star. Lola giggles and slightly nods her head. Realizing that the guys are just about her age, she knows exactly what's she's getting into. She glares at Kimmy who selfishly sat in his chair and motions for her to get off. εïз . Lola : That's right. Why don't you come here and sit down with me? He does as told, who wouldn't? If Lola told you to jump, you just ask how high. Meanwhile the other guy, otherwise known as Jason gets back with a towel for Lola. But instead of reaching out to take it from him, she legs him stand over her while she begins to rub her leg across his side. εïз . Lola : So Jason, have you ever seen one of my porn movies? For a second, he looks perplexed but then wonders if she might of released one lately. εïз . Jason : You're not a porn star. Lola lets out a loud chuckle while everyone else just watches on, wondering what's going to happen next. εïз . Lola : Really? *She begins to lean forward getting closer to him and looking up at him.* So what does this mean? Reaching over towards him, she slowly unzips his pants. The camera, only getting his back so we're not able to see her actually do it, films her giving him a blow job. She pushes him away and then proceeds to make out with Chris after throwing her body on top of him. After she gets what she wanted, Lola pushes both the boys away from her and licks her fingers. εïз . Lola : Could you both be so kind and tell Louise Houghton how much of a PORN STAR I truly am? I mean, if I wasn't a porn star I wouldn't be able to do to you what I just did. Sitting back comfortably in her chair, she eyes the camera man who has been spying on them for the past couple of hours and invites him to join them. Much to his dismay, he wasn't exactly invited to the party but rather to film it. εïз . Lola : I think it's sweet what I just did and I'm hoping that every pervert at home got to watch it. Because we all know what I was put on this earth to do. *Leaning in closer, she whispers loudly.* p l e a s e  y o u. Now aside from making every man in America want me even more, I have the wonderful opportunity to strip four obnoxious women of their pride in the ring. I don't need to give you an introduction on them because someone already covered that. Louise, is it? Now I'm pretty sure I agree with you on most of the things about our opponents, except for one small thing. No, it's not like I'm going to deny anything you accused me of. But I suppose I should try and rectify your silly little mistakes. I don't know what you've heard, but I was never a porn star. I do "fuck" though, but that's only for cash. If you're so keen on knowing what my job was before I became a wrestler, then I'll tell you just to satisfy your small, meaningless pleasures. I don't know what porn movies you watch but you obviously must have been wishing I was in them because you seem to have an unflattering obsession with me and porn. I did however appear in a Jenna Jameson film but that was only because she was my friend. I am however an expert at deep throating since I've had a LOT of experience in the feild. She gives out a slight wink which makes the boys weak in their knees. εïз . Lola : Since I was 16, I sold my body to the men of the world. I'm the girl that will make you believe what you want to believe. No, I wasn't a spoiled brat like yourself, I am a real whore. When you call me a whore, it's actually a compliment to me. So please don't try and throw insults my way when you don't even know who you're talking to. You're like Jade's little clone aren't you? Can't get any original than that. To tell you the TRUTH, I'm the only one who acts and talks like me. I'm a hundred percent original, the other girls you've seen are just clones of me. I mean, people rip and rip but have no idea what they're ripping. You see a hundred nd one porn stars trying to be Lola Star but I've never been one. I'm a star, I'm famous and I LOVE sex. My breasts may not be all real, but it's bigger than the flat one you're sporting. I'm barbie, all the fabricated lies they've told you about her are exactly the same thing I am. Except for the fact that I won't hesitate to deepen your throat with my foot. Whether your newbie ass likes to admit it or not, I can and will defeat you and the only thing you can do is run that little mouth of yours. Taking the towel which was thrown on the other chair after she pushed the young man away, she wraps his around her waist and basks in the sun. εïз . Lola : Let's move on to the next virgin in line. Little Melanie Thomas, DSL's little lacky was sent here to try and make *something* of herself. Well, I suggest you better get those birth control pills popping, Melanie because when you hang around me, that virginity of yours is going straight to the gutter. So what if you beat up some old washed up man who tried to rob you? I've been through much worse shit than that, so don't even get me started on how 'tough' you think you are. You're just an 'average' girl and nobody really gives a shit about those. You're filler talent and I'd be able to crush you with my pinky finger. You actually believe that Louise Houghton shares the same kind of traits as me? No, just no. Louise doesn't have it in herself to actually suck a dick if someone payed her to but me on the other hand, I've already done fucking half the men in the world. But there's yet another fake whore whom you previously interacted with and I'd really love to address her as well. Lola wears a blatant fake smile on her face when she moves on to the next competitor she's going to be in the ring with during revelation. The blonde haired, seafoam eyed, 'rocker chick'. εïз . Lola : Kayden Cooper, your average punk rocker who loves to slit her wrists. Oh wait, she doesn't but everyone else wishes she does. Kayden thinks she's some big shot who must have already pressumed that she had this match in the palm of her hands when she was facing Tenshi and Melanie but once yours truly was added to the match, she must have been shitting bricks. Why haven't I heard from this bitch yet? Maybe she's sitting with her gothtards of a family and have a black christmas while discussing how terrible her life is. Dare I say, understatement of the year? Because once that reject steps into the ring with me, her misery is going to be ten fold. She blows a kiss to little Kady Cooper who has no idea what she's going up against. εïз . Lola : And now for the grand finale, i'm going to take my top off. *wink wink* NOT! Although I do believe we are forgetting an opponent of ours. What's her name again? Tenshi, the Japanese harajuku girl. Wait.. she's not Japanese? That's a shocker. Since I know nothing about Tenshi, other than the fact that she's a hyped up monkey, I'm not even going to bother with her. I'm not even impressed and I don't think you're a threat to me in the least bit. If I were you, hun, I wouldn't even bother showing my face in that ring. You don't want to know what will happen if you do show up, so I suggest you take a back seat like the others and just watch it from behind a T.V screen and I assure you that you will find safety and comfort that way. Unless you decide to flap your gums, I'll find you and hurt you. So I guess this concludes my promo for today. Although I do have a little something planned for you girls and that shall soon be revealed. I'd say consider it a late Christmas gift, it's really nice once you know what it is, for me at least. This is only a warning, your next moves will determine what happens to you in the next few days. Enjoy the few hours you have left of your life, girls. Because after that, you're going to live life the way *I* want you to. The scene gradually fades to black, but not before getting a shot of Lola's devilish smirk. She's so deliciously evil.