*You're just another blip on my RADAR .? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let's make this as short and sweet as we can - Lola already won. These women were so focused on beating on each other that they completely forgot about everything happening around them. They were too busy to notice how Kayden and Tenshi were already worn out and dead and the only three women left with any real potential in this match was Lola, Louise and Melanie. But seeing as Louise was too busy snorting coke and Melanie was out there making feminist protests, Lola already had this in the bag. I mean, she was truly the only one who had wrestling experience in the ring. Regardless of what the other sluts, oopsie, I mean sluts in denial think about her, she will dominate in this match because she is clearly the best one out of them. We open up outside of a restaurant where Lola and her friends had just finished eating at. They are ready to take off when suddenly Rina Murdez catches up with them. At first Lola gives her the 'who the fuck are you' look but then remembers constant appearences from Melanie Thomas's promos. She's in no mood to talk to this woman right now so she quickly makes her way towards the limo while ignoring everything Rina has to say to her. Unfortunately, Rina will not leave her alone for it is her duty to get an interview with Lola and she too gets inside with Lola closing the door behind her. The limo takes off immediately before Lola can even attempt to push the door open and kick Rina out, though we know Lola would still do it anyways. εïз . Lola : Can I help you? She cocks an eyebrow and narrows her eyes looking directly at Rina. Rina seems a bit intimidated by her but continues to speak without letting her voice crack. εïз . Rina : I need to ask you a few questions about your match this week with Louise Hougton, Melanie Thomas, Kayden Cooper and Tenshi. Lola eye balls Rina.  εïз . Lola : You're here, aren't you? Rina blushes and quickly grabs hold of her cue cards and begins to read from them. εïз . Rina : Let me start of with Louise since she had a lot to say about you this week. As you may know, the woman who trained Louise Hougton is Jade Jiles herself. Do you feel the slightest bit threatened by this? Letting out a loud chuckle, Lola grabs hold of her sides to prevent them from hurting.  εïз . Lola : The slightest bit.. hmm let's see. Jade Jiles, no relation to Rupert has trained miss Louise Houghton. That's acceptable since we've all been trained in some way or the other by other superstars or people we look up to. But I see the training doesn't stop there. Jade is almost sitting in everyone of Louise's promos telling her exactly what to say against her opponents. I don't think I'd be surprised if Jade actually came down to the ring and attempted to help Louise win that match. And I say attempt because we all know Louise isn't going to win. Jade might as well just kick Louise out and come fight us herself since she's so involved in all the trashing of Louise's opponents. No, I don't think Jade training Louise will make any impact on this match. You can already see Jade shoving her heel down Lousie's throat since it's so deep after she finds out that Louise is nothing but a washed up whore who doesn't have a place in the wrestling ring. I mean, she claimes that she's so good and everything when she hasn't been in one yet. How long has she been here for? εïз . Rina : Less than a year obviously. But Louise said that years mean 'shit' and that it doesn't matter how long you've wrestled for. She even went ahead to give an example about how Randy Orton is so much better than a few other superstars that have been in the ring longer than he has. Lola rolls her eyes and begins to play with her hair.  εïз . Lola : Now Louise may claim that years don't mean shit but her idol, I mean, mentor Jade Jiles claims that I'm nothing because I've only been in the industry for a little over a year. Who do you think is right? I believe Randy Orton is a thrid generation superstar unlike Louise who's parents were nothing but potheads and janitors. How could she even begin to try and compare herself to Randy Orton. First of all, Randy's pops isn't present in the ring 24/7 like Jade is to tutor Louise. Secondly, this girl isn't a wrestler. She's your average slut bag who sits at bars and hunts for little boys, sometimes girls if she's blindsided by her liquor. Her only job should have been shining Jade's boots but I'm sure when Jade found her on the sidewalk, she must have seen a younger version of her and felt sorry for the girl. This girl is nothing more than a lab rat, Jade Jiles basically MADE her. And that certainly isn't something to be proud of. Especially since she has a slutty undertone and smokes crack which by the way, I took care of. Yes, Louise, I send your video tapes around meaning that you'll soon be arrested but only after I'm done kicking your face in. Maybe the girls in jail won't hit you as much after they've seen that you already have a black eye. She giggles and the shoots a glance at Rina awaiting her next question. εïз . Rina : Nice.. Let's move on to your next opponent in line. I recently had an interview with Melanie Thomas in which she addressed your recent comments about her. She was rather confused about.. εïз . Lola : Shut up, I already know what she said. Yes, she basically called me a hyporcite in her promo and through some other accusations my way. How typical of Melanie? Although I'm not allowed to say that since I don't know her well. Louise said the exact same thing as well, name calling is so lame. I know, right? I've called them plenty of names and only because that's what they are. I call everyone a bitch so that wouldn't apply, they're all whores and sluts so they have nothing to worry about. Though Melanie is right, I am a hypocrite. I'm everything bad in this world, I think I should be named the eight deadly sin. Melanie keeps crying about the fact that I can't seem to look on the right side of things and I'm not a goody goody two shoes like her but what she fails to realize is that I'm not like her. She may be a slut in the denial, but then again so are the rest of these women. They're all evil and wretched in their own ways but they just can't seem to admit their faults. I on the other hand admit mine freely and therefore am allowed to judge other people as I judge myself. Melanie thinks she's miss perfect and she's been thrown into a match with a couple of stupid girls. Well, I seem to agree with her on that one. She does have a couple of stupid opponents but I certainly am not one of them. I never called her a man or transgendered individual but she wants me to for some reason because it must make her feel good in an evil way. I'd bet she'll try and stir some controversy with me and that pig that I slaughtered but what the woman doesn't realize is the fact that I bought that big, meaning *I* own it and if I wanted to, I could buy everything PETA owns. I've been to several fashion shows, Roberto Cavalli most notably and I've been asked to model real fur that was skinned off poor little animals, Okay? So her little PETA threats mean nothing to me. Besides, if she's got a problem with me modelling fur, she should take it up with the designer and not me. Melanie is such an ignorant bitch, she assumes that I still prostitute myself on the street. Why would I need to do that? I'm fucking rich and famous and I have everything, the last thing I need is money from a man. She did threaten to report Louise but I did it instead because I know Melanie doesn't have the balls to do it. These girls constantly call me names, label me and point fingers at me. I admitted everything that I am and yet they keep repeating themselves. Why? Because they can't say anything against me. Nothing these girls have to say offends me in the slightest bit. I just sit back and laugh at them why they're on camera trying to make themselves look like the angels that they're just NOT. Lola pauses momentarily to push her blonde hair away from her face up in a hair tie. εïз . Rina : You do have a point. Now I don't know if you caught it but Louise had a conversation with her bodyguard who said he wouldn't sleep with you. Since you're such a maneater, doesn't that offend you at all? Paris and Kimmy laugh at Rina but then turn towards Lola to see what she has to say. εïз . Lola : Didn't you see Louise's hand wrapped firmly around his cock? Any man who doesn't want Lola Star is most likely gay. He must have fucked Louise only to try and tell himself otherwise but she pushed him over the edge. It's like saying you don't want to fuck Jenna Jameson and that's just wrong for straight men. After all he's spend his life wearing tighty whities to provoke errections. And nothing out of Louise's cocksucker can offend me because she's a hypocrite herself. The mustache she was rocking was definitely thicker than the male model's. Rina herself laughs but then tries to cover her mouth incase she runs into Louise later on. εïз . Rina : Your other opponents who hadn't exactly had a lot to say in the past week will also be present in the ring. What do you have to say about them? εïз . Lola : Well, Melanie already took the words out of my mouth when she called Kayden a dead horse. I don't think Kayden is going to bother with showing up for this match after she got owned left right and center. I don't know what to say about Tenshi except for the fact that I feel sorry for her. Hong Kong is so far away that it would take years for her promos to be aired in America. And since they're so shitty, they might be getting held back. Oh wait, Tenshi is not from Japan or China. She's a gothic woman who from time to time likes to watch cheesy happy go lucky movies and take showers during her promos. I think those two should be completely nixed out from the match. Thank God for me or Melanie would have had this match in her favor. Rina shrugs since she's a bigger Melanie fan than Lola's. εïз . Rina : I guess. Well good luck in your match, I'll definitely be watching from the sidelines. Lola rolls her eyes as the limo stops to drop off Rina. εïз . Paris : Bye bitch. Paris shouts out loud and clear as Rina leaves. εïз . Lola : Yeah, say 'Hiiigh' to Louise and 'Oink Oink' your dyke friend Melanie for me. The scene ends as the girls laugh loudly while the limo is taking off. Just incase those underestimating girls didn't already realize, they don't phase Lola in the least bit. She's not even impressed with what she saw of them this week.