So am i hearing correct? All the superstars are going to be facing Lola Star? Lola Star is sitting down in her hotel room watching T.V. She's eating her breakfast which is a bowl of cereal. She hears the latest news in KoC..she will be starring in the next pay per view called "Devil in Dublin". She turns the volume up a notch to hear what's this buzz all about. "As described by the CEO: Barbed wire covering every last inch of every last ring rope, unpadded turnbuckles, and under the canvas, not wood, not padding, but solid steel. This is a match forged in Hell... and (many) of KoC's finest will step into it for a chance to become the best in the business... If The Devil's Plaground lives up to its creator's hype, not only will we have a new King of Combat, but many of the competitors may see Devil in Dublin as the site of their final competitive match!" Lola smirks. Talk about being in the right place at the right time. This being her first match in KoC..forget that..her first match EVER and she will be facing the entire KoC roster in hell. How sweet is that? She puts the remote and her bowl of cereal down and gest up of the couch. Lola is dressed in a pink t-shirt witht he words "star" printed in the front. Below the letters are her firm nipples indicating that she's not wearing a bra. She doesn't have any pants on either. She wears a pair of white panties with little pink stars on them. She just woke up. Lola walks towards the window and looks outside. It's the man from the opposite building watching her again. No suprise. He has been watching her ever since she got there. She smirks and waves at him. Immediatley he disappears from her view. She laughs a little and then heads towards a little table picking up her pink furry phone. She drags it towards her bed and sits down.
{:: Lola Star ::} Yeah hello Andy..Did you see the news yet?..Yeah you better brace yourself for this one...it seems like Lola Star is facing the entire KoC roster to attain the "king of Combat" label...err I mean "Queen of Combat"..QoC..exactly..well since KoC is filled with men..( takes a deep breath ) those hot hot men..with they're sweaty bodies all over each other. ( starts to laugh )..yeah I'm going to be facing "Men" in the ring..lets just say most of them are boys..the only KoC heads I would consider men would be..umm lets see. ( Lola picks up the latest wrestling magazine that was delivered to her hotel room yesterday. She flips through a few pages. ) Dominic Burke? Shaun Williams?..yeah Williams has his hands full on DID..he's facing some dude by the name of...err..i don't know..look I don't care who's facing who..as long as i win both my matches..thats right..they also booked me in a match against a suicidal man, a crazy woman and ..a sixteen year old boy...A fucken 16 year old boy!..his name is Jayco..quiet laughable eh? ( Lola falls on her bag putting one of her legs over the other.) Well that match will be so easy to win..I won't have to worry about it..I can just train for my little "devil's playground victory"..ofcourse..no..this being my first match here i'm just checking out the roster and the history of superstars and all that garbage..did you know Wes Burkley was injured? Ohh...0.o..well anyways..hang on..someone's at the door.
Lola gently puts the phone down. She gets off the bed and goes into the living room. She then slowly looks into the peek hole. There is a fat man standing outside her door. What the hell must he want? Ohh..he's got mail..male?..no just "mail". She slowly opens the door to meet and greet the man.
{:: Lola Star ::} Hello..can I help you?
{:: Mail man ::} I have something for you..it's um..it's a letter..please sign here Miss Starrings.
{:: Lola Star ::} Sure.
She takes it in her hand and signs it for him. He gives her the letter and leaves. She yells "goodbye" as he leaves and then shuts the door. Lola licks her lips at the letter..what must it be? There's no name on the envelope..She slowly tears it open and takes out the letter. ohh a love letter!! She's loving all the hearts around it. It reads:
"Dear Lola Star,
I think you're hot hot hot!! I saw you on T.V and had an erection..yeah that sounds a bit weird but..I..atleast I admitted it. I like you very very very much...even though I don't even know you!!..but then again..I would love to get to know you..so dinner? What do you say..me and you..dinner today at 7:00 pm? I would be honoured if you showed up. Love always..
Ricky Arana"
Lola's eyes widen. She slowly fans herself with the letter as if she were really really hot. She then holds the letter to her heart looking up at the celling..the ceilling? Oh God Andy..she thinks as she runs towards the phone.
{:: Lola Star ::} oh sorry An..I was just caught up in the moment..oh nothing really..well i'll see you later..oh you're here? okay i'll be down in a moment..bye.
Lola puts the phone down. She then heads over to her closet. She throws on a pair of leather pants and a black fishnet cut up top with a black bra underneath. She picks up her little black bag and heads outside locking her door. She is about to go downstairs when she is interrupted by the "pesky" little interviewer..
{:: Lola Star ::} Hey hottie..who are you?
{:: Cory Mitchell ::} I'm the pesky little interviewer..and i'm here to ask you a few questions.
Cory Mitchell shoots a cheesy smile which makes Lola stop in her tracks to give him the dirtiest look.
{:: Lola Star ::} Sorry sweetheart..I really have to go now..i'm busy and shit.
She turns away from him but Corey grabs her arm forcing her to look right back at him.
{:: Cory Mitchell ::} Please? Only a few questions..please I promise it will go by really fast..please c'mon Lola..
{:: Lola Star ::} (sighs) Okay..whatever..just make it quick alright..now follow me.
{:: Cory Mitchell ::} Okay..so I just heard that Ricky Arana sent you a love letter..asking you to go out with him tonight..what do you think about that? I mean does Ricky have a shot at you?
{:: Lola Star ::} Look at me! Look at him! Does he look like he has a shot with me? C'mon Cory..That man is so overrated..look at his blonde hair..his long blonde hair is almost the lenght of mine..we'd look like sisters if we went out..geez.. (stops in her tracks) You know what? Maybe..i'm going to give him a maybe..it doesn't matter what he looks like..all I need is a good fuck.
{:: Cory Mitch ::} (shocked) but don't you have a match against him at devil in dublin?
{:: Lola Star ::} Who knows? Maybe I could convince him to let me have the win after we sleep together!
Lola laughs loudly. She then kisses Cory on his cheek and heads outside towards Andy who has been waiting for her in the car.
{:: Andy ::} what took you so long?
{:: Lola Star ::} Nothing just a pesky little interviewer trying to get my attention...but baby..how can he ever steal me away from you?
Lola kisses Andy on his lips. He then opens the door for her to his mercedez benz and then gets in. The two of them drive away.
{:: Lola Star ::} So Baby how are you doing?
{:: Andy ::} I'm fine.
Lola slowly starts to kiss his neck as he drives. She bites his ear and laughs a bit as he trys to push her away.
{:: Lola Star ::} So where are you taking me right now? A fancy little resteraunt to eat?
{:: Andy ::} If I wanted to feed you..i'd take you to my house.
{:: Lola Star ::} (pouts)..I should have gone with Ricky Arana then..(she folds her hands and sits back in her seat) So now all the gay guys want me too? I would blame ya. I can turn a gay man straight. So who's gayer now? Ricky Arana or Andy Dick? Either way i'm sleeping with both of you.
She kicks her legs up on the front of the car touching the window sill.
{:: Andy Dick ::} Don't get bitchy with me babe..
She puts her legs down and growls. Lola takes a deep breath and picks up her cell phone. She dials a number and puts it to her ear.
{:: Lola Star ::} Hello..Ron Jeremy..yeah..he's being abusive. yes..I can't believe you would do this to me..i thought you set me up with the right guy..I didn't sleep with you for nothing..we made that sex tape and it was so worthed..until Andy started to become divaish..(steals a glance at andy) so..besides that..whats going on? You hooking up with girls still?..ooh the playboy mansion..do you think I should do playboy?..I could without fucking Hefners brains out..I'm thinking maybe his son..but he's too young for me..you see I'm no R.Kelly..exactly thats why I don't want to face Jayco...BECAUSE! I can't sleep with him and convince him to loose the match like i'm doing to Ricky Arana..yeah..what about the girl? Unless she's willing to have lesbian sex with me..I should tape it?..no I strongly doubt she will agree to do it with me.. (she puts her legs back up again)..ummhmm..I should seduce her?..Maybe she wants a lap dance..yeah..I don't think that will work..I don't really know the woman that much to enduce her to sleep with me..alright..yeah things are going fine with me..i'm just worried about my big Devil's playground match..why? Because being around those hot, sexy, bothered men makes me kinda nervous...do you think Dominic will sleep with me? I kinda think he's hot. Althought he looks like Ricky Arana..somehow he has a hotter body..How about Wes Burkley? I like his hair..and the way he paints his face. All dark and gloomy...yeah thats my kind.
Andy pulls the phone from her a little and shouts.
{:: Andy Dick ::} thanks for this Ron..
{:: Lola Star ::} (pulling it back) oh thats just Andy being cruel..well anyways..hook me up with some ideas man...Shawn Willams?..I'm thinking Jason Cage..Rage whatever his name is?.,.yeah he was the superstar of the week..maybe if I sleep with him i'd be famous..whoop whoop..I might as him to marry me..i'll pull a Ricky Arana on him haha..hey Jason..I have orgasms when i think of you..laughable!..well anyways Ron..I gotta bouce..yeah take care hun..PEACE!
Rebecca hangs up the phone. She and Andy Dick reach over to a resteraunt. After all thats where she wanted to go. He gets out of the car and opens hers for her. Now he's being a real gentlemen..maybe that whole prep talk by Ron Jeremy really got to him. Lola gets out of the car with a smile. She swings her bag across her shoulder and follows him. The two of them get over to their seats which are by the pool and decorated with red petals.
{:: Lola Star ::} Oooh Andy..that's so sweet of you. I'm so flattered.
{:: Andy Dick ::} Thanks honey.
He pulls open her chair for her to sit down and watches her sit her lovely little ass on the chair aswell. He then goes over to his. She picks up one of the menus. The waiter comes over to them.
{:: Waiter ::} What would you like?
{:: Lola Star ::} Wow..I didn't know you had this much money.
{:: Andy Dick ::} I do..I just..I just do okay. Well anyways..pick what you want..I don't know..maybe a salad?
{:: Lola Star ::} Actually no..(turns to waiter) I would like..EVERYTHING ON THE MENU! Thats right..i'm that hungry.
{:: Andy Dick ::} Baby, what are you doing?
{:: Lola Star ::} It's my big night sweetie..I want to celebrate like no other person has celebrated before..i'll pay you back..after I get my first paycheck which i'm sure will eb VERY VERY BIG!
Andy nods at the waiter.
{:: Andy Dick ::} Whatever floats your boat ( looks over at waiter ) Whatever the young lady wants.
Lola looks over at Andy and smiles. She puts her leg over the table romantically. He slowly reaches over and massages her leg. She smiles at him once more. This tiem more genuinely. He bends over to kiss it. The waiter brings the two of them a tray of martini's with olives in them.
{:: Lola Star ::} Thanks for being so reasonable..I've had many men in my life but I treasure who you are as a person..and as much as we must have humped each other..I consider you a friend..Andy..I want to be just friends with you..I don't want to ruin our relationship like this..I dig you..I really do..but I think we'd be better as friends..you know what I mean.
She takes one of the martini's and sips it.
{:: Andy Dick ::} Are you sure thats what you want.
{:: Lola Star ::} I couldn't be more sure.
{:: Andy Dick ::} I accept..we will just be friends from now on, Lola.
Lola smiles. She's glad atleast someone takes the trouble to understand her.
{:: Lola Star ::} So you're still going to come with me to Dublin aren't you?
{:: Andy Dick ::} Actually..I'm having second thoughts on that..maybe you should take another man..you know your boyfriend or someone like that?
{:: Lola Star ::} No Andy..I want you to come with me. I don't have a boyfriend right now and even if I did..I would still take you..I have so much fun with you..It's like I can talk to you about everything. Anyways..
{:: Andy Dick ::} You really should be focusing on your match..so first you get to face the three opponents..the three golden opponents..A crazy woman, A sixteen year old and a blonde long haired man..
{:: Lola Star ::} I doubt any of them could actually beat me..but i'd give credit to Rizzy over there..she might just be one of the "normal" people in the group..aerrm,,I mean normal as in normal out of us four. Check this out.. A sixteen year old boy vs. A blonde long haired horney gay man vs A crazy woman vs a prostitute..KoC dun did it this time.
Lola laughs out loud. She takes another Martini and sips it after finishign the other.
{:: Lola Star ::} I'm not really worried about them..I only care about my last match..it's the most important one. The main event.
{:: Andy Dick ::} So how do you actually plan on taking out all those tough men?
{:: Lola Star ::} Me nono.. (smiles) Okay here's my plan..I take out the toughies and leave the weakies for last. It's sort of hard because I have to have eyes on the back of my head. I want them to fight..I'm going to step back a bit and watch the men in combat..I want to see their sweaty bodies against each others..
{:: Andy Dick ::} Don't tell me you want to picture them having sex in your dirrty little mind there?
{:: Lola Star ::} (laughs) Ofcourse not..I'd probably be so horney and turned on by that I might have sex int he rign with them right there and then..You know I don't give a fuck what people think..I have a sexually side and I'll bring it to the ring if I have too. Just because I do that doesn't mean i'm not tough...I need to get a cigarette.
The waiter who's has just arrived opens a pack of cigarettes and offers for Lola to take one. She immediatley grabs hold of one and lights it. She takes a puff and then continues to go on about her many opponents.
{:: Lola Star ::} Do you think he's gonna like me?
{:: Andy Dick ::} Who?
{:: Lola Star ::} This guy..who i'm planning to pay a visit to before we head to Dublin..
{:: Andy Dick ::} You mean..
{:: Lola Star ::} Yeah I mean..him
{:: Andy Dick ::} Ohh..ohh..so you're actually going to see him?
{:: Lola Star ::} Why not man? He invited me in.. (winks) I know exactly what he wants.
{:: Andy Dick ::} I know you're going to give him what he wants..but then again knowing you..you're going to make him beg for it.
Lola Starts to giggle. She takes another puff.
{:: Andy Dick ::} So would you like me to show you around a bit? You know enjoy the view while our dinner is beign cooked? So that we can enjoy the fresh meal without waiting for it.
{:: Lola Star ::} Thats a good idea..help me up.
Andy gets off his chair and help Lola up. The two of them walk around for a while looking at the exotic things outside the beautiful resteraunt.