Adult Oriented;  Long

 

I received this from my aunt today, she and my grandmother are breast cancer survivors, so I thought I would share.

 

For years and years they told me

Be careful of your breasts

Dont ever squeeze or bruise them

And give them monthly tests

So I heeded all their warnings

And protected them by law

Guarded them very carefully

And I always wore my bra

After 30 years of astute care

My gyno Dr Pruitt

Said I should get a mammagram

Ok I said lets do it

 

Stand up here real close she said

Shes got my boob in line

And tell me when it hurts she said

Ay yes right there thats fine

 

She stepped upon a pedal

I could not believe my eyes

A plastic plate came slamming down

My hooters in a vise

 

My skin was stretched and mangled

From underneath my chin

My poor boob was being squashed

To swedish pancake thin

 

Take a deep breath she said to me

Who does she think shes kidding

My chest is mashed in her machine

And woozy I was getting

 

There thats good I heard her say

The room still slowly swaying

Now lets have a go at the other one

Have mercy I was praying

 

It squeezed me from both up and down

It squeezed me from both sides

Ill bet shes never had this done

To her tender little hide

 

Next time they make me do this

I will request a blindfold

I have no wish to see again

My chest getting steam rolled

 

If I had no problem when I came in

I surely have one now

If there had been a cyst in there

It would have gone kerplow

 

This machine was created by a man

Of this I have no doubt

Id like to stick his manhood in there

And see how they come out

 

Ok now that we have had a laugh please remember, have yourself checked to stay healthy!