REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1.

A guitar has a volume knob

2.

If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $79 for a new one

3.

You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to

4.

You can unplug a guitar

5.

You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more

6.

Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset

7.

You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested

8.

You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care

9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.



10.

If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it

11.

You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

12.

If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set

13.

You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking

14.

If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

15.

You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.



17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.



18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.



19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.



20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.




21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

 

              BOB UPTH NORTH.......