ALL YOU HUSBANDS READ THIS A TAKE WARNING
 Subject: MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
 
MENOPAUSE JEWELRY 
  
 My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood
ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
  
 We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns a beautiful
blue-green.  When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark
on his forehead.
  
 Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.