ALL YOU HUSBANDS READ THIS A TAKE WARNING
Subject: MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood
ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns a beautiful
blue-green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark
on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.