A Greek and Italian one day were debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek said: "We have the Parthenon."
The Italian said: "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek said: "We had great Mathematicians."
The Italian said: "We had the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on..............
And then the Greek said: "We invented sex."
The Italian said: "That is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women."