There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

        1 He called everyone "brother"

        2. He liked Gospel

        3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

        1. He went into His Fathers business.

        2. He lived at home until he was 33.

        3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

        1. He talked with his hands.

        2. He had wine with every meal.

        3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

        1. He never cut his hair.

        2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

        3. He started a new religion.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

        1. He never got married.

        2. He was always telling stories.

        3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all--- 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

 

        1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

        2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who didn't get it.

        3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

 

Amen!