> > > > > > This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these > > >blonde > > > jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to > > > >show > > > her husband that blondes really are smart. > > > While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to > > >paint > > > a couple of rooms in the house. > > > The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down > > to > > > the task at hand. > > > Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of > > > > paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the > > > > floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and > > a > > > leather jacket at the same time. > > > He goes over and asks her if she is ok. > > > She replies yes. > > > He asks what she is doing. > > > She replie s that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde > women > > > are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. > > > He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. > > > She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and > > it > > > said......... (I love this) . > > > > > >"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS" .