Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount
item:
>
> Walmart's own brand of wine.
>
> The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
of
> Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in
> the $2-5 range.
>
> While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Walmart
> brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap
wine,
> said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University
in
> Bristol, R.I. She said:
>
> "The right name is important."
>
> So, here we go:
>
> The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
>
> 13. Chateau Traileur Parc
>
> 12. White Trashfindel
>
> 11. Big Red Gulp
>
> 10. Grape Expectations
>
> 9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
>
> 8. NASCARbernet
>
> 7. Chef Boyardeaux
>
> 6. Peanut Noir
>
> 5. Chateau des Moines
>
> 4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
>
> 3. World Championship Riesling
>
> 2. Sams Shiraz
>
> And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
>
> 1. Nasti Spumante
>
> The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white
meat
> (Possum) and red meat (squirrel). Make sure to vote on your favorite
name
> at a Wal-Mart near you