FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep...
One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long.....

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I  pray that he is gainfully employed, and when  I spend his cash,  be
annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs
to do more......

Oh!  Send me a man who'll make love to my mind....and  knows what to
answer  to"how big is my behind?"....  I pray that this man will love me
til the end, and that we will always be very best friends.....

  MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap!

Amen